Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Every time I get a review, good or bad, it just fills me with motivation to keep on writing.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“UggGH!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“stupid giant arrows!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And then what happened?” Scratch asked.   But I was totally quiet.   “Steve?”   Then Scratch heard some loud snoring coming from the dining area. He popped out of the kitchen and saw that I was fast asleep.   “Sleep well, General Steve. You’ve earned it.”  ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Swords, shields, daggers and ninja stars flew all over the place as our two armies fought near the middle of the battlefield. Our front line of guards was fully buffed, so they charged in quickly with their shields. The archers and rogues stayed behind our shield bearers and launched their projectiles. The enemy ninjas and thieves bounced and jumped everywhere as they dodged our arrows and daggers. A group of Team Scorpion rogues started to stack blocks of dirt to make columns again, but this time, they made really, really tall columns. Our ballistae shot down the columns as they went up, but Team Scorpion built them back up immediately, and they doubled up the columns to resist our ballistae. Once the new structures were completed, the enemy took cover behind it and waited for our guards to arrive.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Close the circle!” yelled Devlin. Jake the gladiator ran over to our injured teammate. “Are you okay?!” Luigio replied weakly, “It hurts… it hurts so much.” “Move him to the middle,” commanded the knight-captain, “and tighten the formation.” “We’re no match for these thieves,” said Lendro. “We’re just guards!” “It’s okay, we’ll work together. We’ll protect you,” said Arthur. “Yeah, we got your back,” said Pierce. Then Devlin commanded, “Alternate our classes for the positions of the defensive circle. I want the positions to be knight, guard, knight, guard.” “Yes, sir. Understood,” replied the knights. The guards and knights got into the new formation. Our defensive power was spread across the circle much more evenly now. “Good job, everyone. Work together and protect each other,” said Devlin. “Yes, sir,” the knights and guards replied. Jake ran up to Devlin. “I want to join the circle. I want to help defend.” “Sorry, my friend. I can’t use you for the circle because you don’t have a shield,” replied the knight-captain. “What am I supposed to do then?” “Stay in the middle and take care of our wounded.” “But I want to he—” Right at that moment, Jake heard a grass block behind him crumble away. Both Devlin and Jake turned back to see what happened. Shadow yelled, “They’re coming from the ground!” Immediately, Jake rushed over to the hole. Right when he reached the hole, he saw an enemy rogue pop his head up. The gladiator jumped in the air and as he descended, he pointed his iron sword downward toward the hole. His attack struck the rogue right between the shoulder and neck.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, I can’t wait to stop by a restaurant”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“JACK!” yelled the enemy ninja. “Where’s Jack?! What did you do to my friend!?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“shield,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Scratched”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“AH! My butt!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“crawled”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“bar and saw that it was about 10% from being empty. I knew that I needed to wrap things up. So, I approached the barf-covered rogue. I raised my weapon and”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He could hardly keep up with my insatiable appetite. Finally, I let out a huge burp that signaled that I was done. BUUUURRRRRPP!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Then suddenly, Arthur yelled, “AH! My butt!” “What happened?!” asked Lennox, who was near Arthur. “Did a dagger hit you in the butt?” asked Pierce. Arthur shook his head in pain. “My butt… it’s cramping up from standing too long.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“BOB! Nooo!” I managed to lift my weapon and threw it at the assassin, but he dodged it easily and backed away. My friend dropped to the ground. I ran to him as quick as I could. Bob looked up at me from the grass. “Steve… ugh—” Poof! He poofed right in front of my eyes. I gasped loudly at the sight. I couldn’t believe it. “BOB!!!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Arrrgggghhh! The enemy rogue poofed. “Yeah! That’s what you get for trying to sneak up on us!” yelled the gladiator. “Way to go, Jake!” yelled Devlin. “Keep defending us from burrowers”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“AJ dropped to the ground and there he lay, motionlessly. A few seconds later, AJ’s body poofed and all that remained was the blade that did the deed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Aghhh!! It hurt just as much going out as it did going in.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Tornado Strike!” In the center, I ran around in circles at a blindingly fast pace. Dust kicked up and swirled in the center as I ran. At first, the circle was very tight, then it became bigger and bigger. The tornado became more powerful as the seconds went on, and soon it became self-sustaining. I stopped running and stood in the middle with my weapon ready and watched as helpless Team Scorpion members got sucked into the center. As the enemy swirled around the air column, I swung my weapon at them like I’m playing baseball.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 27 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)