Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“ranger.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uh, no. I got two left feet.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“soooooool”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Emily disappeared behind some bookshelves. She emerged a few minutes later.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Sorry about what happened with Lucky…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“so cheesy…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Nolan.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“And those visitors gottaeat somewhere.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“With this business in place, it might help us become the central trading hub that the mayor dreamed of.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“to take care of for his mining expedition. As for me, I went around the village to meet the new villagers”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“It’s no problem.” “Are you going to eat, too?” “Ah, no, I’m pretty full from pi— Ahem! From pie earlier.” “You guys had pie? That sounds good.” “Yeah, yeah… it was… so cheesy…” “Cheesy? That’s some weird pie you had.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“finished”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“should take this delicious pizza slice home to Lukester. He should get the opportunity to try this; it is so good. But I wonder if he’s even hungry anymore. Yeah, he’s probably not hungry anymore, so I should eat the pizza, then. Hmm… but what if he is hungry, he would love the pizza. Man, he just had burnt chicken earlier, he’s probably still full.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Yeah, I could eat a whole cow right now.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Arceus,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“poor cow.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“gossip reporter? You get to learn about all the latest gossip, so you’ll always be in”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Jerry,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“OMG! That was soooooool cool!” yelled Harper.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I’m gonna eat it! Get in my belly!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“There you go, my friend. Enjoy! I need to go clear some tables, but I’ll be back,” Grant said. “Okay, thank you so much,” I said and started stuffing my face. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom… “Ooooh… food… I’ve missed you so much,” I whispered. Nom-nom-nom-nom-nom… Thirty minutes later, Grant came back to check up on me. “Holy cow! You finished everything?!” he yelled. Burp! “Excuse me,” I said. “Yeah… I’m so full now…” Grant shook his head. “Wow! That’s unbelievable.” I patted my big o’ belly. “Yeah, gotta get my strength back, ya know?” “And then some.” I chuckled. “Hey, what’s that building over there?” “Oh, that,” he said with a bit of disdain in his voice. “I heard that’s going to be a new restaurant.” “What? Really?” I asked excitedly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Slime”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“bark echo throughout my mind. ARRRFFFFF! That’s when I woke up. My hands were shaking, and my bed was wet from sweat. “Lucky…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Everyone started socializing again. They were eating, dancing and just chatting the night away.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“last resort…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“As we entered the house, Lukester immediately got comfortable and plopped himself down on my bed. “Oh, it’s been so long since I’ve laid on a bed,” he said and sighed a breath of relief. “Um, that’s my bed…” I said. “Oops! Sorry!” he said and got up immediately. I looked at the bed. It was covered in a villager shaped coat of dirt and grime. Man, he just laid on my bed for one second, and it is all dirty now!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“because he was wielding a stone axe and a wooden shield. He was obviously the guard for the second mining team.   “Do you favor axes over swords?” I asked him.   “Yeah! They do more damage, but are slower to swing.”   “I see. When does team #2 head out?”   “I think we’re supposed to leave the town about 6 days after the first team leaves.”   I nodded, then I talked to Emerson. “Have you ever mined before?”   “Never in my life,” replied Emerson.   “Oh, it isn’t hard.”   “Bob said it’s easy and that he will train us once we arrive.”   “I see. I guess Bob has it all planned out.”   Emerson nodded.   Then I talked to Jack. “Hey, I knew a guy named Jack once.”   “You did? I guess Jack is a popular name,” Jack replied.   “I guess so. How did you get into mining?”   “Er… I was placed here. Initially, I signed up for combat training to become a guard.”   “Really?”   “Yeah!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He fired the arrows into the sky, and dozens of arrows rained down on the poor cow.   Wow…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“true…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 17 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)