Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1 Quotes

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“It occurs to me that writing this diary gives life to my story, and my story may travel on away from me once it has life. One”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Below me, the two remaining Minecraftians approached”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Xenocide99”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“most”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Those Minecraftians and their junk… At least, I figured it was Minecraftian junk. I had never personally met one of the creatures before. From what I’d heard in my training and tales from other Endermen, the Minecraftians were small and weak, but were intelligent, and were able to transform the Overworld into tools, armor, and other technology that made them stronger. The older Endermen told me stories about the famous Steve, as well as other Minecraftians that came and went frequently on the Overworld. We even saw a Minecraftian or two appear every once and a while on the dragon’s island, stuck on our world because of dabbling with portal technology they didn’t understand.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“But I am ninja, so I flow like water. Or, at least, I try to.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“the house… I spun around”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“loely.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“collected”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Day 1 - Overworld When I teleported to the Overworld, I never thought that I would be starting a diary.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“directness.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“fazed”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Minecraftian”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“cave”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Female.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“pleasant.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“temple”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“frequent”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“The pearls are the source of our enhanced power;”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“my story may travel on away from me once it has life.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“But I am ninja,”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“There were several different kinds of beasts that I found, as I teleported from valley to valley, hillside to hillside, as the sky lightened with the rising sun. White, clucking birds, fluffy sheep, spotted cows, pink pigs. I was able to understand them by using my Chi to perceive their thoughts, but their language was very basic and they mostly communicated with each other through grunts and noises. “What is your name?” I asked a particular chicken with my mind voice. “I am a chicken,” it thought back. “Bawk!” it said aloud. “What is your purpose?” “I am eating.” The bird scratched at the ground with its goofy yellow feet, pulling plant seeds out of the tall grass. As the morning went on, I noticed that some of the larger, more complicated creatures, the mobs, as I was taught they were called, burst into flames as the sun settled higher into the sky! Skeletons and zombies raced around, frantic and on fire, until they burned up and left behind nothing but piles of ash, bones, and charred meat. What an interesting world. As I teleported into the shadows of a tall, dark forest, I found a lone zombie hiding from the sun under a pine tree. He held a metal shovel in his hand—a Minecraftian tool. “Excuse me,” I said into his mind. “Who…? Who’s there?” the zombie asked in a dull, slow voice. The creature looked around with black eyes. I stepped out from the shadows to where it couldn’t help but notice me. It’s not like I was trying to hide before—I don’t know how it didn’t see me. The zombie’s face stretched in surprise. “Oh!” it cried. “You surprised me! So sneaky!” It settled down, paused, and stood vacant for a moment before speaking again. “What you want?” “I was wondering … why does the sun sets zombies on fire?” I said into its mind. The zombie was shocked. “The sun sets zombies on fire?!” It was suddenly very aware of the sunlight just outside of the shadow of the tree, and the poor undead creature clutched at the pine’s trunk to keep away from the light. “Elias,” I suddenly heard in my mind. The voice of another Enderman. “Behind you.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Day 2 - Overworld After meditating, filling my Chi, and exploring the Overworld during the night, I decided to stay out in the open again during the next day. I ran into another couple of Endermen during the night, a time when exploring is a lot easier on our eyes. But now, during the day, now that the sunlight is flooding the world around me, I’m all alone again. During my training, I was never told to only go out at night, but it seems to be an unspoken rule of my people on the Seed Stride here.”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“Overworld”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“flow like”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
“my story, and my story may travel on away”
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1
― Diary of an Enderman Ninja, Book 1