Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“BONES!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“8”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“9:00 Physical Training: Strength Conditioning”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Skeletons. Black skeletons.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“We practiced the moves along with her. It was like we were drilling exercises again, only this time it wasn’t so hard. Of all the punches that we learned, my favorite was called the haymaker. It is a powerful, but slow punch that can knockback and disorient the enemy. But the thing is, it takes time to charge up before one could release such a strong attack. And of all the kicks, my favorite was called the sweeper. It is a point blank attack that can knock down all nearby enemies. I’m glad I learned that move because, if in the future, I’m ever surrounded by enemies, I could use sweeper and get out of that hairy situation. “Alright, lunch break,” Alex said. “Woooooooooo!” I yelled and ran away from the training grounds and off to Grant’s restaurant. Bob and Devlin followed closely after me. I think they were starving, too. “Be back here in one hour!” Alex yelled. I raced over to the restaurant and plopped down on the first available seat that I saw.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“AHHH! My muscles are too sore; my body really got wrecked yesterday. What am I gonna do?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“H”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Class completely stopped and everyone looked towards Calvin and Rose. Calvin”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The puppy licked Alex’s face and for the first time, I saw Alex smile. “She likes you.” Alex nodded and played with the puppy a bit. “Well, take good care of her. I’m gonna get some rest now.” Alex nodded again and was about to walk away, but she stopped and said, “Thanks… for the puppy, Steve.” I looked at her with big o’ eyes. “Uh, you’re welcome. I’m just glad you like her.” She left afterward.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Immediately, they both started cranking out squats. They both counted out loud as they did them.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Is there anyone else here named Steve?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Blake”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“yelled.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“him.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uh,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“In the fight for your life, use everything you got.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“We all looked at her. I felt like she was pushing us way too hard, even though it was only the first day. Everyone was already tired. “There’s a second part?” I asked. “And a third part.” “Whuuuut? Why are we going so hard? It is only the first day, Alex.” “If you don’t like it, then quit.” I rolled my eyes at her. “No eyes rolling!” she said as she walked passed me. As soon as her back was turned towards me, I stuck out my tongue at her. “No tongue sticking, either!” she yelled. “Eeek!” I withdrew my tongue with haste. How did she know?!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Finally, everyone finished their sit-ups. It wasn’t as difficult as the push-ups, but still pretty darn difficult. Again, it seemed like Bob breezed right through this exercise. He must have a strong core, or midsection.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 15 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)