Same Old Quotes

“I’ll just date people in person inst—” “Destiny,” he growled. She burst out laughing. “I’m kidding! For now. I’m probably not addicted to dating now that this has been the most fun night I’ve had in a forever.” “Well, I can take you out. I’m taking you out tomorrow. You will have fun. Fuck those other guys. They will be zero fun. Their wieners will be small.” “Oh my gosh, you are being so dramatic right now.” “Like little baby carrots.” “Maybe I like baby carrots.” He snorted. “Then you and I would not match.” “Are you seriously bragging on your dick size on day one?” “I don’t have to brag. It is what it is. You’ll see tomorrow.”
― T. S. Joyce, Same Old