Revenge of the Cat-Sith Quotes

“No, I won't get mad about this. So many times in life, I have found that you have to choose between either getting angry, or getting what you want. I generally choose getting what I want, and we have a prosperous kingdom to show for it.”
― C. Comstock, Revenge of the Cat-Sith

“For the general orcs, the human food wasn’t spicy enough – they just found it very bland. That difference in tastes is the main reason that humans don’t get invited to orc potluck dinners very often.

And goblins don’t like human food at all. The problem was that it contains absolutely no rodent or insects, at least as far as the humans would admit. So it just doesn’t sit right with the goblins.

I could eat it though, if I were hungry enough. Even human food was better than what they served at the university dorms.”
― C. Comstock, Revenge of the Cat-Sith