EvolutionR Quotes

“I had a dream where the world went to sleep while God was talking.
But we vibrated at His first vowel so we ended up sh#tting for life!
Poem - We are the Second.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“The first time I smelled the lights in the darkness, was the first time I heard an incomplete erection.
Poem - My First Time.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“Imagine if, at your birthday party, you sang to everyone in the room.
And then listed two reasons to each person as to why you were grateful to have them in your life.
Poem - The Birthday Test.
December 13, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I don’t have a belief system, I just tune my mind to each drop of water coming out of my kitchen sink!
Poem - Sinner.
December 11, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I used to think that I needed the light to think until I realized that my resistance to think and see is actually the only ink I need.
Poem - Sinner.
December 11, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“You can proceed with your journey to visit every part of the world but I’ll forever be conquering more space than you are, I’m going to stand still in one spot and turn into a ring.
Poem - Sinner.
- December 11, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I’m understanding when I’m on my grey phone. But once it turns yellow, I have to change my time zone!
Poem - CR7.
December 6, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“They say the only thing holding me back is my imagination.
Well, my mind is a crayon and I’m about to shoot back into the foundation!
Nose please calm down, I can dissolve the next carbon bond with just my salivation.
Poem - Bond.
December 10, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I know progress is important but real progress is when you receive while disconnected from everything.
I used to think it was a privilege to share a birthday with Einstein until I realized that I’m standing beneath him when it comes to the relative constant of our understanding!
Poem - Bond.
December 10, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“My left palm is currently on a hot plate, could there ever be a better time for my right mind to conjure up an idea?
Poem - Numbers Don't Mean Nothing.
December 8, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If seven plus seven equals seven and I’m on the bus with a blonde seven does that mean that our first offspring is going to be born in a car at seven?
Poem - Numbers Don't Mean Nothing.
December 8, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I convinced my dad to break open his new Mercedes without triggering the alarm, can I confidently say that I’ve now created a new religion?
Poem - Numbers Don't Mean Nothing.
December 8, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“When you come into the world, you come into a vacuum,
Everything is in slow motion and you are only allowed to project through your two eyes,
Your life starts to rhyme with the time, and your mind automatically starts learning,
But your sound comes before your sight, to prove to you, you are first, an entity.
The first time you open your eyes, all you see is chaos and misunderstanding,
Different souls acting on their respective memories that have been solidified into a programming,
They have labels, egos, names, and languages... And brain patterns completely guided by judgment,
Without having an idea that it is the extent of your cry that signifies your rank and government.
Poem - Trapped.
December 11, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“It’s cold outside but you look great!
In between these blurry lights, I can feel your charming grey!
Don’t tell me it’s too late, I don’t want to come back tomorrow!
Poem - IN MOTION.
December 9, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“We are shadows and entities, but we never asked to be made black!
I’ll accept all your ignorance and misinformation, just don’t ever try to pull us back!
Poem - IN MOTION.
December 9, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“Why can’t we close our minds tonight and open our hearts in the morning?
Why can’t we stumble freely into an open space and stabilize ourselves with our vulnerability?
Why can’t we drop our hoodies on our shoulders and worry only about the uniform air that we breathe?
Let’s all take the next swipe with our middle finger and displace the cardinal system from being the warden for our NEWS!
Poem - IN MOTION, from EvolutionR.
December 9, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“Achievement is like silicon,
You feel so pumped until the day it bursts!
There’s no courage in running from a lion, you’re still gonna die...
So you might as well stand erect and give him your best smile!
Poem - Curious.
December 12, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If social media is made for connection, why can’t we also have real-life centers for people to learn how to be independent?
Poem - Curious.
December 12, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“Instead of bowing after a performance, why can’t we toss a coin and call for ‘heads’ instead?
Poem - Moral Compass.
December 7, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“I lost my bag of coins while at the barber’s shop, does this mean I never have to change my current look?
Poem - Moral Compass.
December 7, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If a golden retriever asked you to spit out its missing heir, what direction would you say was the wind vane?
Poem - Help Me Solve This Puzzle In Between The Middle Of My Midbrain.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If an accountant told you your English was not quantitative, how far would you go back in time?
Poem - Help Me Solve This Puzzle In Between The Middle Of My Midbrain.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If a Cardiologist asked you how many nicotine plasters were needed to mend a heart failure, how many candles would you light for your today-old fetus?
Poem - Help Me Solve This Puzzle In Between The Middle Of My Midbrain.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“If the voice that came out of you asked to sign a remixed mixtape of your name without its handwriting, how many left-handshakes would you say it takes to make a sound foot?
Poem - Help Me Solve This Puzzle In Between The Middle Of My Midbrain.
December 14, 2022”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“What would you add to the back of a Ford Focus for a driver who’s skilled at yoga?
Poem - Designer.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“What would you write on the front license plate of a Dodge Viper for an artist who wears his left canvas in reverse?
Poem - Designer, from EvolutionR.
December 14, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“The first time I watched ‘Finding Nemo’, I locked my little dog in the house with a fish!
Then I forced him to play hide and seek; I told him he’d get his bone if he could find the key!
It didn’t go too well as you can imagine, but luckily my dog doesn’t have a sharp wisdom tooth!
Poem: Links, from EvolutionR.
December 12, 2022”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“An apple never fell on my head but I am not devoid of telling you new things!
You refused to hire me as your problem solver so I’m going to turn you into a reusable toothpick!
Poem: A Resourceful Medium.
December 11, 2022.”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“The best time to hear your newborn baby say her first hello is after waking up to a missed call,
A better time for us to make our first sounds would be after learning the first letter of the alphabet,
The best time to do your first magic trick is after coming out as a misunderstood straight mathematician,
And the best time to raise your middle finger is after saying one, two, go!
December 15, 2022”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR

“Thank you for making me be able to forget.
Thank you for making me too.
Thank you for making me forget.
Thank you for making me.
Poem - Sounds I Would Make To God The First Time I Lived After I Died. (Tomorrow).”
― Adeboye Oluwajuyitan, EvolutionR