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“I felt short of breath as I looked at her whiskey eyes…”

I can’t read this and not associate it with the dark verse

“Max,”, “your glasses are like foreplay.”
“Are you saying you like them?”
“They make me want to ask you for extra credit, Mr. Parks.”

Oh it’s like that is it 😏

"I was good at conflict avoidance—it was a big part of my job, in fact..."

I knew I was in the wrong profession 🤦‍♀️

"She finally looked up at me, giving in to a full grin that had the power to knock a guy on his ass."

“Dear God, you make his life hell on a daily basis, don’t you?”
I shrugged and kind of liked telling someone. “I do my best, yes.”
“Mad respect,” he said.

"How could I not smile at that? I realized as I looked down at her that I had no idea who she was. Wild bride, serious professional, hopeless car romantic; which one was the real her? “You’re very weird, Sophie.” “I know,” she said, lifting her chin just a little, daring me to pass judgment. “I like it,” I added, meaning that. There was something about her that . . . "

I'm into this

“You drive a ’69 Camaro?” She beamed, almost like she was proud of me for recognizing it. “I do. His name is Nick, he’s a Sagittarius, and he makes me feel things I’ve never felt for another man.”

🤭

"... It’s my job, as a man, to let you know my opinion on your decision.”

“Like a firefighter, only without the bravery and dangerous working conditions.”

Well... at least he has a uniform?

“How can you ever be sure you’ve found the one ‘true love’ of your life when you haven’t even met one percent of the people on the earth? You could have the exact same relationship with millions of them as you do with your significant other, simply because of compatibility.”