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Just tried to make a Stendhal joke at work. Oh boy did that fall flat.
— May 22, 2017 06:24AM
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A woman was saying that one of the advantages of wearing contact lenses is that you could change the color of your eyes, and she said "for instance if I wanted to I could come to work with one eye red and the other eye black" and I said "oh you want those Stendhal eyes" which I admit is probably more clever than funny, you know, but for coming up with right off the top of my head in the morning isn't too bad - but yeah crickets and wind... crickets and wind... Come to find out, not a single one of my coworkers had heard of either Stendhal or, more shockingly, Flaubert. Not a one.

There's something to it, I think - a country song in a more sophisticated world?

Yes! That's the right response!

Yeah, you know Stendahl wrote Charterhouse of Parma in like 52 days too, not too bad either!

Yeah, you know Stendahl wrote Charterhouse of Parma in like 52 days too, not too bad either!"
Wow, didn't know that! Skillz

What's that Mitch Hedberg joke - "I like to close my eyes on stage because I've drawn a picture of an audience enjoying the show more on the back of my eyelids."