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Wouter van Noort is 36% done with Home Field Advantage

Why would you, an obviously queer girl, put your number in the phone of another obviously queer girl, if you already have a boyfriend?

— Jan 22, 2025 03:37PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 24% done with Home Field Advantage

And then, while my stomach is already fluttering like leaves in the late-summer breeze, she says, "G'night, Cheer Girl."
If I don't crash on my way home, it'll be a fucking miracle.

— Jan 22, 2025 11:03AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 15% done with Home Field Advantage

She deserves a chance, and the team deserves the chance she'd be giving them. That she's hot is definitely not a factor here.
Especially with that attitude.
Even with those arms.

— Jan 22, 2025 07:24AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 7% done with Home Field Advantage

The new quarterback. Is a girl. A hot girl.
Well then.

— Jan 22, 2025 04:06AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 88% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

That fucker had shot me through my projectile weapon, right through the casing, smashing the trigger mechanism.
Yeah, very clever, and you're going to fucking regret it.

— Jan 21, 2025 10:48AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 77% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

I said, "That's for humans."
ART said, This affects the part of you that is human.
I said, "I'm not talking to you anymore."

— Jan 21, 2025 03:18AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 68% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

"I've fucked everything up," I'd told ART.

— Jan 20, 2025 03:47PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 59% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

It said type: entertainment and gave me access to a partition loaded with media files.

Oh, hello!

— Jan 20, 2025 11:11AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 51% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

AdaCol2: query? (translation: why? = why is this necessary and/or why is this considered functional and/or why is this permitted and/or why is this allowed)
Me: answer null (translation: I don't know and/or unknown and/or I don't want to talk about it)

— Jan 20, 2025 08:56AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 43% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

So here is the thing. The redacted thing.

— Jan 20, 2025 02:57AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 34% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

ART-drone was already active, but the sense of it in the feed was much smaller. It said, This process is unnecessarily dramatic.

— Jan 19, 2025 11:35AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 23% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

Important question you might have: Did this SecUnit know I was a SecUnit? Answer: I fucking hope not.

— Jan 19, 2025 03:36AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 16% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

Yeah, this plan was... not going to work.

— Jan 18, 2025 03:40PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 7% done with System Collapse (The Murderbot Diaries, #7)

So the next time I get optimistic about something,
I want one of you to punch me in the face.
Okay, not really, because let's be real, that would end badly.
Maybe remind me to punch myself in the face.

— Jan 18, 2025 11:19AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 87% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

"Good, take all of them." She glanced at me. "And SecUnit."
Well, fine.

— Jan 17, 2025 04:09PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 72% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

I had never been to a Station Security office before. (If I had, I'd be parts and recycler trash and you wouldn't be reading this.)

— Jan 17, 2025 12:24PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 57% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

I would have worried about an unknown Target trying to lock us inside (it wouldn't have worked, but it would have been annoying).
(nobody wants to be locked in a ship with an annoyed SecUnit)
(nobody)

— Jan 17, 2025 08:56AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 44% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

I know a "fuck off" when I hear one. So I fucked off.

— Jan 17, 2025 02:21AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 29% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

If GrayCris shows up and blows the station all to hell, it won't be my fault. Right, so it probably will be my fault. There just won't be that much I can do about it.

— Jan 16, 2025 03:46PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 13% done with Fugitive Telemetry (The Murderbot Diaries, #6)

Double ugh. I told her, They don't want me.
(Hey, I don't want me, either, but I'm stuck with me.)

— Jan 16, 2025 01:55PM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 88% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

The problem with gunships is they want to shoot at stuff. That's why they're so expensive to write bond contracts for.
I said, No, don't shoot at us. For fuck's sake, ART.
If everybody would just let me do my stupid job for one minute.

— Jan 15, 2025 11:02AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 79% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

She said, "What are you two fighting about now?"
ART said, I made SecUnit's uniform too nice.
She nodded. "You do look great."

— Jan 15, 2025 07:51AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 72% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

(If I got angry at myself for being angry I would be angry constantly and I wouldn't have time to think about anything else.)
(Wait, I think I am angry constantly. That might explain a lot.)

— Jan 15, 2025 02:50AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 64% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

ART. ART, you manipulative fucker.

— Jan 14, 2025 10:48AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 56% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

She said softly, What ... What the ... What is that?
Believe me, it was the question occupying 92 percent of my attention right now.

— Jan 14, 2025 07:59AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 47% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

I'd made her cry. Good job, Murderbot.
I can be kind of an asshole.
("Kind of" = in the 70 percent-80 percent range.)

— Jan 14, 2025 02:44AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 41% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

(If there'd been a SecUnit in the colony, there probably would have been a compelling reason why it had to stay behind on the dying planet.) (I don't actually believe that.)
(Okay, sometimes I believe that.)

— Jan 13, 2025 11:28AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 29% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

Oh, shit. Seriously: oh, shit.

— Jan 13, 2025 07:38AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 20% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

The whole point of hacking my governor module was that no one got to tell me to kill a bunch of humans if I didn't feel like it.
(or even if I did feel like it.)

— Jan 13, 2025 02:28AM Add a comment

Wouter van Noort is 14% done with Network Effect (The Murderbot Diaries, #5)

"You trust it that much?" she asked. "With my life, literally. I know what it wil do to protect us. Of course, it has its faults. In fact, it's probably listening to us right now. Are you listening, SecUnit?"
Me, on the feed: What? No.

— Jan 12, 2025 04:01PM Add a comment

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