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Van Helsing is the mayor of yappersville. 🫠

I'm calling HR because with how hazardous this institution is, I'm surprised it's still up and running.

"If we believe in monsters, in the supernatural, how do we believe in anything?" - Ralph Anderson

"I am too miserable, too low spirited, too sick of the world and all in it, including life itself, that I would not care if I heard this moment the flapping of the wings of the angel of death. And he has been flapping those grim wings to some purpose of late." Pg 195, Dr. Seward.

"I think it was someone else. I think it was an outsider."

"He had straw for eyes." This line is so chilling 😫

"Under what circumstances would I not avoid the pit of hell?"

I found a writing mistake 😬 Detective Anderson was mistakenly named Detective Morris

This is getting goooood!