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I'm sorry, it just hit me that Celaena said she has no one left whilst Aedion is across the ocean, literally doing everything in his power to have a court ready for when she comes back, 1000% willing to bound his life to hers 😭 😭😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Aaaaand I don't get Rowan anymore. Rot in hell, dude, what's wrong with you? 😒

I love Aedion so much 😭😭😭

I didn't get the Rowan hype... but I really do now. Like damn, boy, I see you. I get it.

I think I know where this is going and I like it

Boy, what was that then????????

I already love Aedion and I'm going to die on this hill (hopefully this won't age poorly)

Oh, poor Celaena, her emotional state breaks my heart. She needs healing, not whatever the fuck this people are doing 😩

Okay, tension, I see you 👀

I have Gandalf's voice in my head when he was walking towards the mountain's gate to confront Thorin and said: "You are not making a very splendid figure as King Under the Mountain, are you?"

Cause that's what I'm telling Celaena right now: You are not making a very splendid figure as Adarlan's Assassin in a foreign country, are you?

Is the travelling to a new place what triggers her urges to wallow in self-pity?

She knew?! What do you mean she knew??!!

...what?

Right when I thought I couldn't dislike her more...

I hate how Nehemia damaged Celaena's self-image

But girl, that was so obvious 😩

“Beneath the library stretches an ancient dungeon”

That phrase's wild...

Holy fucking shit, when did this turn into a fucking horror book, I have goosebumps

I have chills

Oh, Chaol 😔

For someone so skilled, she's been knocked out by enemies a worrying amount of times

If she goes back to Dorian, I'm breaking something

I'm having a hard time finding excuses to make sense of Chaol still standing by the king. Dude was a major morality prude in book one, and he got it from what????? Being the captain of the guard assigned to protect the biggest genocider in Erilea????? Where do you get your kick of moral superiority, my man, I'm so confused

How is he captain of the guard and not ask the librarian what the fuck he meant with "cloaked figure perusing the shelves of the library at all hours of the night"???? If that doesn't sound like a security breach, I don't know what does. Is sus af, like, Chaol wtf, do your job????? Maybe???????????? Jesus.

Is everyone in this book a manipulative liar??? Disgusting 😤

Poor Dorian. How hasn't he develop heartburn or a twitching eye or something...

Let her love, damn it

Oh, come on. All of this over the actual person that betrayed your trust? Girl, get up. Like, stop it. Enough.

Sounds like ✨karma✨

Why are we racing? She's a liar so... 💅 couldn't care less 💅

Oops, she's dead to me 🤷‍♀️ Forgiveness? We don't know her 😌