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I love how Harry and Luna's argument is literally just:

Harry: You are not going 😠
Luna: Yes, I am 😊
Harry: You are NOT going 😤🤬
Luna: Yes, I am 🥰✨
Harry: YOU ARE NOT GOING 👺👺
Luna: Yes 🥰💅✨ I am 😜✌️🧚‍♀️

And guess what? Yes, she did 😌

Oh, dear, I don't wanna keep reading 😵‍💫 I know what's coming and I'm not ready

I don't know why, but the twins leaving Hogwarts makes me emotional af

God, Umbridge pisses me off (as she does most readers)

Sometimes I hate Hermione... but, God, sometimes I love her

Oh, I'm not ready for this. I'm really, really not.

Oh, Harry, you tortured soul

I don't remember if I've ever felt this way but Harry this book can, like, get it (if you know what I mean) 😜

Oh, I just noticed! There was a beetle in the bushes when Harry heard Hagrid's conversation with Madame Maxime and there was a beetle in Hermione's hair after the second task! I love details like that.

Sirius is living off rats for Harry... That man deserved so much better in life 🥺

Things I'll never understand: why didn't Dumbledore take the time-turner himself? Makes no sense.

I don't even like sports but Gryffindor winning the Quidditch Cup always gets me

I've never noticed how depressed Hermione was about her fight with the boys and how, in turn, they don't seem to care at all. Or how the fight was with Ron specifically, and yet Harry doesn't speak to her either :(

And I oop—

I'm scared of what's coming 🥺

Still thinking about a particular movie star and her wife and her gay husband and his gay husband and their daughter and the four of them out in a picnic in New York City to celebrate a birthday. That's my happy place. But then I remember the heart attack, the car crash, the emphysema, the breast cancer and the solo-euthanasia and I just feel like crying for three uninterrupted hours in my shower floor.

I love them and if they have a third act breakup, I'm rioting (I have a feeling tho, and it's not a good feeling)

I'M SQUEALING IN ANTICIPATION!!!!

Lulled into a spell by her words and the silky tone of her voice, he lowered his own as well. They were getting into dangerous ground, and he didn’t care. “And what reaction do I elicit from you?”
She shrugged, feigning nonchalance. “Nada.”
Heat bloomed in his belly and spread. “Ay, linda. Estás mintiendo."

AY, ASHTON, CÓRTALA QUE ME PONI NERVIOSA 🦋🦋🦋

I'm not completely sure if this is the actual first, but it feels like this is the first male lead that I've read that is this awkward. And it kinda works? He's adorable and it feels so new and fresh to read a romantic interest that is considered by all around him to be conventionally (and highly) attractive and yet is still awkward and lowkey shy

Oh, my God, why am I so nervous?

Ew! Brother, ew!.

If I have to read the word "sensual" or "sensuous" or any other synonym in reference to Rhys, I'm gonna scream

Zack all of a sudden turned into a red flag so red it's purple 😵‍💫

This... makes no sense.

Why invite her if you are gonna be so put off by her presence?