Dani > Recent Status Updates

draco get ur nepo baby ass OUT OF HERE

i’m so sorry but this house point system is so incredibly wack like… troll hunting= -5 pts, taking a library book outside= -5pts, being caught in halls after curfew= -50 pts PER PERSON?!?

oh lee jordan how i missed your quidditch commentary 🫶🫶🫶

i forgot how bogus harry and ron are to hermione book one 😭😭 why can’t we all just get along

sass king harry i missed u

this currency makes me want to rip my hair out WHY WHY WHY

OH MY GOD I MISSED THIS CAT SM

just crawled out of the trenches w i know it’ll get worse again 😭😭

a will pov??!?!? hello son!!

SALLY JACKSON HOW I MISSED YOU

save me nothing is happening i’m so tired

“what is a montague? it sounds italian” BFFR CHLOE😭😭😭

letting everyone know in advance that theres no way my ass will be done with these violent delights by tuesday the 25th of april in the year of our lord 2023, but when this date arrives i will be pausing everything to read happy place by emily henry pls and thanks.

ok knife to the throat scene before page 100 i see u enemies to lovers

yeah i read these in the wrong order… and what of it 🤨

“that’s my girl” 💥💥💳💥💥💥💳💥💳

okay NOW we’re speaking my language

okay poppy and alex hear me out☝️☝️☝️ simply don’t be bogus and talk to each other !!! k bye.

i LOVE me a crying scene but this context is AWFUL.

oh my god i just screamed so much this is peak fiction BUT I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN CROATIA JDJSODKSKKDF

absolutely NOTHING platonic about anything happening in this book

GASP!!!! THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED!!!!!!

so glad this is the second book in a row i’m reading w grumpy x sunshine bc i was not ready to let that go

ugh i want to know what happened w poppy and alex but i know it’ll be the majority of the book until i get any answers 💔💔💔

me when everything is going to shit with 50 pages left :D

I AM ABSOLUTELY GAGGED RN

alexa play labyrinth by taylor swift

GODDDDDDDD THIS SCENE IS EATING SO HARD. this is a lethal combination of elite tropes pls help.

peak trope after peak trope

rosalind girl ily but u can’t be pulling this shit😭😭😭 ur literally a SPY