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franklin pisses me off So Bad

currently Actually Crying about the fact that rocky made a tiny little figurine of ryland and immediately showed it to him all proud 😭

i can’t not picture newt as the kid who played rowley in diary of a wimpy kid. feeling deeply maternal about him lmao

reread 🗣️🗣️ i’m ready to be disgusted again

love the fact that konrad was compared to david (as in david and goliath) earlier and then did actually manage to win the fight against albrecht

i feel a reading slump coming on save me mitchell luthi

i’m shaking in my boots rn

if i had a nickel for every scifi allegory for the vietnam war i’ve picked up this year i’d have two nickels. that isn’t a lot of nickels, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

this fuckass island is bad news man

harl, if you’re reading this i’m formally requesting a 30% reduction in the level of annoying you’ve been k thanks

crying in the clurb rn