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“About an hour later, I have a much happier girl on my hands. One big-ass bowl of boneless wings and cheese fries, and she's got a massive smile on her face, looking at me like I created the sun. All I did was place the order and collect it from the front door, but it's enough for her to be ecstatic.” she’s sooo me coded <3

looove lola <3

oooh i already think i’ll love this

“Dick. I think he studies history or something.” ??? 😭😭

omg nooo it’s clair de lune not clare de lune 😭😭😭 bye

nate leaving the group chat and being added back by his friends and leaving again and so on is so funny pls

“You little slut,” Lola says in delight. 😭😭

“The only time I ever want to see a grown man on his knees in front of me, Nate, is when his face is between my legs. So no, I don’t want you to beg me.” excuse me ???

“Looking at her makes me want to be the funniest guy in the room so I can be the one to make her laugh.” 🥺

stupid stupid stupid. also i want smores waffles

this has me SQUEALING

oh mY GOD

i too want to spend my days wandering the mansion paid for by my wife’s big fat salary while i’m dressed in athleisure wear 😔💔

loveee the group chat parts oh my god

this is all so sudden i-

idk why but this book is just…so long…