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who would’ve thought there’d be no chick fil a in provence 😔😔💔

“an portrait challenge” sigh

“VALENTIN STOOD OUTSIDE THE VISITOR'S CENTER, LEANING against the wall. He dropped the phone from his ear as I approached, making mine go silent.”

i’m sorry wtf does this mean? what does “mine” stand for? am i stupid? this is literally the start of the chapter. what goes silent? her phone? she didn’t have her phone in the previous chapter and it’s not mentioned in this one either. jc

“what you just want through” is the author bad in both french and english or…? all of these errors take me out of the story every single time

“american whore” and “espèce de pute” on the same page jesus

sigh now les baux is spelled lex baux i’m tired

yaaasss chloë and charlotte <3

"Did you take French class in lycée?" asked Charlotte.
'"High School," corrected Chloë, "like ze musical."

please this is so funny 😭😭😭

OMG I TAKE IT BACK “pourquoi tu la poses toutes ces questions” IS THE WORST MISTAKE IN THIS BOOK I AUDIBLY GAGGED I WANT TO RIP MY EYEBALLS OUT

“My mouth watered: hot dogs and burgers, dripping with cheese and ketchup and relish. Lemonade and iced tea.”

she’s sooo me-coded <3

not me getting my hopes up thinking jamie and her grandma would start bonding through google translate 😔💔

i’d literally cry if my grandma gave up on trying to help me and told me “c’est ta putain de vie” but maybe that’s just me

out of all the spelling mistakes in the french dialogues, oignons being spelled onions in “mêle-toi de tes oignons” is somehow the worst

"We like the same cheese," you said, and I laughed so hard I fell back, hitting the wall. A brick fell out.
"Oh. look at you, destroying cultural heritage."
you said, petting my shoulder in a soft mock-slap. "Shame, shame!"
And all at once, the fight was over. We put the
brick back in the wall and left the theater hand
in hand.

goals tbh

not the author using “later” instead of “latter” 😔😔😔😔

the narration switching from past to present tense and then back to past tense within half a page is my 13th reason

the second hand embarrassment oH MY GOD

not andouillette 😭😭😭

“i want you forever, ash” if my calculations are correct she has spoken to him four (4) times

the romance happened so fast where’s the tension and the longing 😔😔😔😔

“ryan scratched at a callus, as if trying to unpeel it his finger” bye 😭😭😭

omg my first book that mentions the covid pandemic 😭😭😭

besties help i've been so obsessed with reading the cruel prince lately but the box set keeps selling out within like an hour on bookoutlet 😔😔