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as a fan since 2008, i am BEGGING authors to stop mentioning taylor swift in their books. it’s too much

"Didn't peg you for a Jane Austen girl, Library Boy says.
I raise an eyebrow. "What is that supposed to mean?"
"Nothing. Just not very original. I'm surprised you aren't wearing UGG boots and yoga pants. What is the Valentine's Day version of a pumpkin spice latte these days?"

boy bye 🥴

"If you two don't shut up," I say with my most hard-ass 8:00 a.m. voice, "I'm going to take you to the farmers market and trade you for cotton candy
grapes."

she’s so real for that

“I absentmindedly lick discount Nutella off the spoon, fantasizing about pouring nail polish remover in the oatmeal. Just a dollop. Maybe two.”

excuse me what 😭😭😭

naming a girl “bret easton ellis” certainly is a choice

I asked, "What's your favorite movie?"
He put the truck in gear and turned it off. "Snatch.
Ever seen it?"
"I don't watch porn."

emilie pls 😭😭

YAS GIRL FINALLY

“that was some straight-up street cred” shut up 😭😭