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“So when the nightmares come, think about that. And if you can’t . . .” Naari’s lips tipped up in the slightest of smiles, “Come and wake me. I’ll battle your demons for you.”

that's the most beautiful thing that's ever been said here wow

fuck this kid and his ungrateful ass

OH he's gonna be SUCH an ASSHOLE I'm ready to hate on you white boy

“Doesn’t it feel good to get all that off your chest? No more secrets between us, Sunshine.”

KIVA AND CALDON BEST FRIENDS 4EVA?? OMG

i don't trust her sister oh her vibes feel WRONG

“I’m sorry,” she whispered again, the words breaking.
“You already said that, beautiful,” Jaren whispered back, gathering her closer.

they're ADORABLE i hope nothing bad happens to them 😊😊

THEY KEEP GETTING INTERRUPTED 😭 PLS I'M ABOUT TO KMS-

“And . . .” he prompts me.
“Um?” I’m not sure what he’s getting at.
“And where did the sperm come from?”
“Oh, my God, Dustin! Why did you have to ask it like that?”

HILARIOUS this is just what i needed

OHHHH IT'S SO OVER 😭😭

I'M SO NERVOUS can someone spoil me and tell me if team ravi and pip are gonna be able to pull this off?? 😭 lol

HOLY SHIT PIP.... YOU LEGEND SKFHSKHSFGJSK

got arrogant for one second and now she's paying for it WTF PIP? that's a rookie mistake COME ON !!!!

the DUCT TAPE killer?! bro just look at this book's cover i'm so fucking scared rn 😭

ok so ant and lauren are losers right? agreed

“She can solve murders, but can’t tell her left from right,” Ravi smiled.
“That’s left,” she insisted, glowering up at him. “Our left, his right.”
“OK, please don’t hurt me.” He held his hands up in surrender, his crooked smile stretching across his face.

LMFAOOOO

why is it such a common thing for americans to keep a house key under the doormat? it genuinely confuses me lol

the note really exposed the fact that the killer is still out there huh? well that was STUPID

“If you start poking your noses into family secrets, someone may bite them off.”

now why would she say this

OHH i should've CLOCKED it ! why couldn't i ?? lmfao

There was only one bed.

you better sleep in that goddamn bed together

knew it ! gurl it was so obvious

don't call me, don't come by my house. we're DONE. *driver's license by olivia rodrigo starts playing in the background*

i just got my first hit of WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY SHIT I feel so BETRAYED lol this is crazy

grabbing the spike of her heel to pull her leg up higher on his hips is so freaking 🔥🔥

admitting she misses him and actually doing something about it is such a girlboss move 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ Nora Stephens you are the absolute best ✨

he seems so arrogant i'm starting to think he deserved to get cursed and wishing it was worse lol

Libby is kinda annoying me lol I'm a youngest sibling y'all I swear we're not this insufferable 😭

Got distracted by two gin martinis and a platinum blond shark who wanted me dead.
Not dead, I say. Lightly mauled, maybe, but I would’ve stayed away from your face.
Didn’t realize you were a fan, he writes.

i forgot how much i LOVE how they flirt (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

“And I’m a career woman with a weekly housekeeping service, a spare bedroom I turned into a shoe closet, and a Sephora credit card. I don’t imagine my dream man is a lobster hunter.”

ohmygod i literally wanna BE her