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"I found myself stirring a little down there, if you know what I mean."
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Between this funky first person who talks to ME and his constant referring to his 'nether-regions', or 'down there' or even better, IT...I'm going to have a hell of a time finishing this one....

"I was as far up that bowel movement creek as I could get, and it looked like my paddle was nowhere to be seen."

Did he say bowel movement? nuh uh, he didn't really say that. did he?

"'We were lovers,' he spat, but then he quickly added, 'But I never had the same feelings for him that I have about you. I hope you know by now that what we have is deep.'"

Uhhh, what they have is deep? huh? what *do* they have??

this makes me happy....

"'I want to taste you.' And he got down on his knees with Hank, bent over, and licked Hank's come up from the floor. Some of the white stuff adhered to Ollie's lower lip as he leaned forward to hungrily kiss Hank."

So ummm, does the 5 second rule apply to cum too?

"'Ma, I was fuckin' homeless before I got in here. I slept in parks. I don't know how I can help. I want to, but I just dont' see how I can.' He cocked his head, wanting to be the parent here but not having the means. 'I got nothin'.'"

wow....Hank hasn't had an easy life and its just gotten harder

Ouch!

Can't ever go easy on us, can you Rick? ;)

*gasp*
*gulp*
*shivers*

whoa! that is one hell of a prologue.....

that's not cool...so very uncool

"Kissing Harris was bigger and brighter than the rest of his world, and he had no idea what to do about that, but he didn't want to stop, ever."

okay, that is the most adorable coming out....ever.
I adore young and dumb teenager Adam and Harris much much more than bitter and angry adult Adam and Harris.....

"'Come to Emily's with me, like we planned...

'You want me to sit with you at the same table as him, and pretend it's not breaking my heart?'
'Would you, please?' It was exactly what Harris wanted, 'I'll blow you later.'
'God, you really suck as an ex-boyfriend.'"

so he wants him to suck?

GAH....that was SO cute. predictable but cute!

Happy May Day!! Flowers are nice, but I thought this bouquet was better....

"I shook my head. 'No, sweetie. He's not.'
She turned and ran, and I leaped out of my seat to go after her 'Claudia, wait!'"

...oh no....

"Yumi shook her head. 'He never lose faith in you. You lose faith in you.'
'I did,' I said with a nod. 'But I still don't know what I did to deserve him.'
Yumi shook her head. 'I just told you. Where you been for this conservation?'"


okay...it's official- Yumi is one of my all-time favorite characters..EVER!
I flippin' love that woman

"Claude looked at the bowl. 'What is it?'
'It's nikujaga,' Kira told her. He sat down on the opposite sofa. 'It's something my mom would make for me.'"

there is nothing quite like comfort food.....I've never had nikujaga but pie certainly does the trick for me :P

"My heart squeezed. 'Oh, God.'"

ohhhhmmyyyyygooodness

okay, I am ready to open this prezzie properly~

I was trying to take on too many boys at once, and I needed to cool my jets and focus. I'm all yours Matt & Kira....

*giggle*
oddly enough, this fits and yet it doesn't....but I couldn't resist! :P

"Hunter tightened his hold on Cam's face. 'I'm here,' he said and placed a gentle kiss on Cam's lips."

*sigh*
I love it when they are allll snugly, cuddly, lovie-dovie....

I simply cannot believe that this little nugget of goodness has been on my TBR for nearly 20 months. *scowls at self*
thank goodness our spring cleaning week forced me to dust this baby off!

"Vadim's head whipped around and he saw Nikolai. Really saw him. 'I never told you because I didn't want to lose you.'"

*sniff*
ohhhh Vadim, my heart hurts for you....

"Henri stared at him, then chuckled. 'If I ever got into the privileged position to call you my boyfriend, I'd make damn sure you wouldn't turn into an ex.'"

damn, he is smooth. I LOVE their sexy flirting!!

"'Do I have to remind you of your involvement?'"

whoa!

it's coming...
I can feel it...
I'm kinda scared...
maybe I need try and brush up on my skillz....law is not my expertise, but I can dust off my shitkickers. Yep, just in case Hunter needs some help, I want to be ready....

and the red folder opens....
this is what I think about what's inside...

awww shit....
I knew that red folder was going to be a problem...
major, major problem!