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tell me the author wasn't listening to The Trials of Van Occupanther as he wrote this.

Then her eyes closed. Her voice trembled. "Is this about Tucson?"

'You weren't married to a man. You were married to an Am I the Asshole Reddit come to life.

Very little birding, lots of benefits. I'm throwing in the towel on this one.

"This life means nothing to some. You put a switch in front of ten billion people, a switch that kills every one of us the moment you hit it, and you'd have thousands of hands racing to be the one. Tens of thousands. It would only be a matter of time. And that switch existed."

"All it took was for a lot of seemingly decent people to put the wrong person in power, and then pay for their innocent choice."

All it took was for a lot of seemingly decent people to put the wrong person in power, and then pay for their innocent choice.

"I hoped it was sentient enough to hurt when I killed it"

I hoped it was sentient enough to hurt when I killed it

'I hoped it was sentient enough to hurt when I killed it'

five stars for the 'resting barre face' line alone