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On the way, I grab the jar, and my mouth immediately starts watering as I stare down at the viscous white liquid sloshing around. Pulling the drawer open, I grab a large boba straw and stick it inside. There’s a thin layer of dried cum on top, almost like a crust has formed, so I stir it around, mixing it all together. Turning toward Ian, I prop my hip on the counter, bring the straw to my lips.

Nopppeee

“But it’s . . . girthier?” she asks with disbelief. I wrap my arm around her shoulder and push the cart. “Let’s go pick out a bottle of wine and I’ll show you.”


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I tap her ass. “Then lemme shave your stink wrinkle first, and then I’ll have my buffet of muff pie.”

There is a whole shaving her kitty scene... it's wholesome. But the commentary... LORDDDD. IM DYING

When she finally settles back onto the mat, I kneel back and grab my bag from the side. Pinching my lip discreetly, I pull away a loose hair. It’s a hazard of wading my way through the jungle.

Okay...THIS PART IS...WOW..

“Go ahead, baby. Lick me like your favorite ice cream. Swallow me down like your favorite milkshake,” he purrs at me.

So far its not cringe haha 😆

Every jump swung the giant schlong between his legs, leaving nothing to the imagination about his weapon of mass vaginal destruction.

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I'm not taking this series seriously lol

Idk how im feeling about this story I thought we got over the push/pull from the last book.

We are in the Prologue and the MMC has a female in his bed... didn't show them having sex.. but letting you know.

I'm annoyed with this FMC.. this man is giving everything to you and your just acting meh.

Mason I'll give it all up for you baby

To watch him come undone at the sight of my little piggies slathered in creamy peanut butter, while he fantasizes about touching them, licking them. Sucking on them. Bet it’s hot.

Hahaha get that money babe.

“You don’t want kids?” she asks, hope coating her voice. “Hell no,” I say firmly. “Fuck ’em kids.”


Hahah finally Breeding with no babies!!!

We’d had sex every night for the past week, yet I’d somehow never once thought about birth control. But it sounded as though he was aware of the oversight…but not concerned. “Whoa, I could be pregnant.”

When fmc are in there 20s and act like this. Like what did you think? Idk if the authors makes them this dumb.

Heart sighs dreamily. “She’s torturing and killing for me. How romantic.” “You know what? I would say you’re screwed, but you’re right.” I nod, watching as she kills the last man and then stands

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Alot of plot twist and siblings! And secerts... fuck

Did he just…..sew her… YES HE DID