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Yeehaw summer and I realized I never finished this series which is criminal

Look I don’t want to talk about it

He said he’s never seen a documentary, then proceeded to watch her favorite one with her, THEN she realized that on his recently watched was her last documentary she filmed
YEARNING is so back gang 50 pages in and he’s cooked

I have been getting so many F1 arcs and I’m always in my f1 bag so let’s get in to it.

Teddy breathed a sigh of relief. This tournament week was off to a good start. A sign of good things to come, he decided. He didn’t know how terribly wrong he was.

THERE IS ONLY LIKE 5 CHAPTERS LEFT WHATS GOING ON 🙃

“You’ll never tear those. They cost eighty bucks, and they’re made of a special reinforced fiber—” He tore them right down the seam with the brute strength of a man who’d spent night after night rowing until exhaustion. “I’ll buy you ten more pairs.”
Time I admit one of my favorite micro tropes is when I man breaks/rips something and doesn’t care because he’ll buy her more 🙂‍↕️

I’m finishing this today if it’s the last thing I do

First rule of Civ: either play as Montezuma, or get dicked over by Montezuma. (Second rule: do not let Gandhi get nukes.)

I have literally always said that

“Winners figure it out.” Dino released the drink. “You wanna get something you’ve never had before, you gotta do something you’ve never done before.”
There is no one wiser than a seasoned bartender

The Answers! questions at the beginning of the chapters has me second guessing if I know anything but like how fun

But a man who’d never seen the sun didn’t know to miss its warmth, and the thought of never seeing Maxine again made him shiver.

Already my down bad king, ngl this is eating

“I don’t usually take dates back to my room after the first drink, and definitely not ones who’ve insulted my intelligence, but you are wearing glasses and suspenders, which I find very slutty on a man. My virtue is real negotiable right now.”

GIGGLE

determined to read one book a month that isn’t extremely concerning

She had one job…ONE

I’m pretty sure in every book so far, at some point an Everette brother is doing their girls hair. Big scary men should just run a salon at this point.

I poke my index finger into his chest. “No, not exactly. Where’s my room, Sebastian?” “Ooh, full name.” He pretends to shiver. “The one you stayed in last night, Anastasia.”

No because Bash and stasia have me GIGGLING

It’s been so long since someone other than Nikolai cared about me. Clearly, it’s making me desperate. I block his number before I can do anything stupid, like reply. 

Is this play about us

met with book club…collectively afraid

…so she’s going to She’s The Man her way in dear lord

OH YALL WANTED A TWIST AYE

Why was I actually gagged

“I heard you finally convinced your wife to like you.” Bash slow claps. “All you had to do was drug her, kidnap her, and lock her in your house. Honestly, isn’t that a little pathetic?” 

WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY

ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME

Dressing her has been one of the small indulgences I’ve allowed myself. Spoiling my girl even before she’s mine.  Seeing her wear something that I’ve picked out has become an addiction. I’ve spent hours meticulously choosing each item to perfectly suit her. 

DIVA DOWN WYM HES BEEN SENDING CLOTHES FOR 7 YEARS

Genuinely killing time until valenti and brandon are ready to read kiss the villain

“Please tell me you just bought an airline so your wife will hang out with you?”

So I hate damon but like he has aura ngl

Every ounce of feminism evaporates from my mind. I’ll be a feminist tomorrow.

Y’all she’s so me

“Fine. What did you do to piss her off?” “Refused to extend her visa.” His head snaps up. “Why the fuck would you do that?” “Because now I have the leverage to make her marry me. It’ll at least give the semblance she had a choice.” “Poor girl’s going to be pissed.” “Wife. My wife is going to be pissed at me.” I smirk, loving the way that sounds.
CRIMINALLY INSANE LOCK HIM UP

My brother clears his throat. “So who are we stalking?”  “My future wife”

Mind you this is chapter 1 and it’s my first impression of this man who just committed a damn near war crime