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what does the author have against sweater vests?

riverdale and glee have entered the chat

ofc they just happen to be the rarest most powerful fae the world has ever seen lmao

this book is such a product of its time (2012) that it has me weak

not the pencil skirt and moto boots to the club combo

So many tropes so little time

I love the thought of the island actually having the power to bring ghosts back.. even if I know its most likely the pills

their first kiss had me kicking my feet in delight

not the ansel elgort mention lolololol

but omg already so into this

coming into the homestretch and i think i might actually be rooting for this couple????

turns out the biggest crime of this book is its boring

Can’t wait for whatever stupid reveal we get about why Dakota wants to be a sex club fiend

And begging the author to stop writing the creepy possessive thoughts these men have about any female in their life

why am I continuing this series you ask? I also have no idea but if you thought maybe the first one was a fluke of bad writing I got news for ya..

choosing to have the 19 year old niece compare her uncles dick sizes in the very first page is deranged

lmao imagine considering attending a sex club to be a brotherly bonding experience.. and if you thought that would the one place safe from farm animal comparisons guess again!

I hate this book

starting to think this whole book is just a cover up for the author’s farm animal kink

the scream I let out when she told him to use a turkey baster on her “bajingo” like you would with a cow.. and then suggested she moo for him a chapter later.. I wish I was kidding

“possessive or protective… both good qualities in a future father.”

excuse me? but i guess we want to root for the guy who lives secluded on a mountain and wants to have a kid via surrogate because the thought of sharing the kid someone else (its mother) makes his blood boil?! lmao i’m so glad i restarted my kindle unlimited for this

I wish I had a man who would show up unannounced, scare off the person I was talking to, and then demand I delete every guy who has ever breathed around me from my phone

wasn’t sure this needed a sequel but I’m so invested

sorry but Natalie is the worst

they named her tory vega on purpose right?

if I have to read this bitty smells like blood oranges and basil one more time

I am BEGGING tessa to learn new ways to describe kissing

she was working for a snack. a dilf. a big boy.

if i had a nickel for every time i’ve been reminded
that he’s 11 years older than her i could retire.

also i see this lil freak setting up stepcest for her next book

nor could she ignore shoulders thick enough with muscle to seat a couple of baby walruses..

once again I am shrieking at how unhinged Tessa Bailey’s mind is

ffs

wtf is happening?