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STEPHEN GRAHAM JONES FULL NAME JUMP SCARE?? /pos

this blog post is going to make me pull a Margorie

Making like 80% of the book narrated from the point of view of an eight year old girl sure was a choice

NGL Merry is annoying as hell (and this is why I will never be a parent)

So the "blog posts" are the most millennial thing I've ever heard, but I'm really enjoying this so far! I feel so, so bad for the older sister dude

FINALLY someone who understands why hockey is sexy

this really is american psycho for the girls and the gays

Genuinely I don't know if I like this or not

Why is the narrator randomly Scottish at times

Ania you've done it again

Let these evil lesbians and their feral daughter do whatever they want.

HOWEVER

I can excuse cannibalism, but I draw the line at licking someone's feet clean

It's giving the Substance and I'm absolutely loving it so far

Respectfully girl why are we still here

What happened to the original plot of the movie?

I was interested for a while and now I feel like we've sort of lost the plot? Why is there a serial killer what is he doing here??????

Also I absolutely see why they said this was for fans of IT, but in IT all the kids/adults were likeable and we knew more about them! Jamie sucks, and Clay and Mia are just sort of there