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i didn’t know it was possible but Edward is even more annoying as a first person narrator

i forgot how long these books are and how often Bella’s biting her damn lips

“Nobody seems to know any more what “a good man” is. Not even men…Maybe it’s because so many of the good men have been eaten, by man-eaters like Zenia. Most women disapprove of man-eaters; not so much because of the activity itself, or the promiscuity involved, but because of the greed. Women don’t want all the men eaten up by man-eaters; they want a few left over so they can eat some themselves.”

dragging myself through this because these people are bothering me

this premise is supposed to be good but the fmc is already so annoying 😍

the real story of Alice and Jack revealed…I was gagged