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Not my girl, Susie, having to crap on the concrete for a reward ☠️ guuuuurllll

I loved Laura so much 😭😭😭

So what happens to all the contestants who don’t win? 👀☠️

Laura is 💕very💕 relatable, I fear

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I’m 44% into this book and I still don’t know what the main storyline is going to be… Like are we going on a cruise? It feels like it’s still just setting up the story but we’re almost halfway in… So what is happening? 🧐 it’s not a bad book at all or just a very interesting way to structure it.

The consent every single time before touching her 👏🏼

“I washed the Divining robes this morning (…) I am within myself with fatigue.”
“Beside (…) ‘beside myself with fatigue’ is the proper expression.”
The gargoyle’s stone brow knit. “If I were beside myself, there would be two of me, and the washing would have taken half the time.”

Brilliant.

This woman is so hilarious 😩😩 go find love, girl!

This woman is off her meds 😭🤣I’m laughing out loud at the nonsense impromptu poetry. Such a light hearted fun read!

Hilarious. It’s clear to me who she will end up with and this light hearted love story is exactly what I need

A plot twist we truly all saw coming —but still. I am pleased. 🐺 🌼

That was so hot.

“Tell me to put my hand back.” *screams into the void* PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME BIG BOY😩🙋🏼‍♀️🔥😍

Kick their butts, Dove 👏🏼

Giggling and kicking my feet

If everyone kicks the bucket, who are they going to eat??

Girl…. 😭😭 the master will have WHAT with this young man????

What the helly

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Men are truly the root of all evil. 🫸🏼

That Tony Glick crash out…. 😣😩😭

I just need to know what my girl, Elsie, did to make this whole town hate her so 😭🤣

It’s always these dumb, short, no life, insecure con men who are the biggest threat to women 🙄🙄 Jennifer had the real power all along, she just didn’t realize it.

My girl.. that man is a whole 🚩🗑️🔥

“.. there’s no need to worry. The woman I want is literally running from me.” Make him SWEAT, Hen 👏🏼