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‘his religion is buried in the silence of freshly fallen snow, in a carefully crafted cocktail, in between the pages of a book somewhere after the beginning but before the ending.’

What on earth is happening right now?

This book is finally seeing the light of day after living on my shelves for nearly five years, unread.

‘he’s been dodging my company as though I’m carrying some kind of infectious plague that might tempt him away from being a boring bastard’

‘Oh yes, he was truly great.
A great drunk.
A fantastic cheat.
An even better liar.’

I really like this so far

‘I’ve stepped in puddles with more personality than you.’

“Every third comment when they post about me or Johannes is regarding our sexuality.”

‘I don’t want to come here and now I can’t leave— trapped between the terms of our deal and the compulsion to keep on watching him.’

I wish I didn't admire his utter commitment to the sport. It would be easier to hate him that way. He does this every single day except race days. It's everything to him. He's clearly given motor sport his whole life, which also means it has the power to tear him apart.
I love the sport, too, and hope I have a long career in it, but I won't give anything or anyone that power. I want to enjoy right now.

“should I be foolish enough to inspire your anger, I should also be honoured to receive it.”

“She’s not magical or anything,” Omid said, confused. “We just like her a lot.”

“If you’re in too dark a temper even to have a simple conversation, declare it now and spare me the desire to knock you off your mount so I might watch, at my leisure, as gravity does the noble work of snapping your neck.”

Hazan is the leader of the sassy man apocalypse. He does not mince words.