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I love these characters and world SO MUCH

The male narrator’s voice for her is sooo terrible, it’s taking me out of it

Now *that’s* how you do a believable fake engagement trope 👏🏻

Henri Albanon Hate Club

Can *redacted* just d!e already?!

This bitch (Ruby), lying about what her therapist said 😤

Idk what some of y’all are on about, I’ll be defending Diem Bellator with my life

I knewww Henri was giving me Eo (Red Rising) vibes

“Peace isn’t peace if it’s only given to some.”

Eating this shit upppp

This is seriously *so* good!

So Draco is Blake, and then we’ve already got a Lucius, Pansy and Theo 😳 maybe change the names from your fanfic a biiiiit more

Literally do not care. DNFing.

I used to think there was no such thing as too many ao3/fanfic references…but this book has proved me wrong

DAMMIT, I knew that’s who she was going to marry

Always here for a Jamie Fraser type character

Still really having trouble with the premise of who she’s falling for, and all the spicy scenes are just delaying the inevitable

Only in a book could the MMC say, “maybe I should teach you a lesson for talking back to me and spank your little ass” to someone they’ve never even kissed, and have people swoon 😂

He’s almost *too* flirty?? Like, y’all know nothing about each other, let her breathe. It’s being slathered on THICK

“Two people means two sets of choices. You are not responsible for anyone’s actions but your own.”

“We’re not friends.”
“Yes, we are. Of course we are!”
“Daph, we are not friends... I don’t think about my friends the way I think about you. I don’t want to be around them how I want to be around you. I don’t touch my friends how I want to touch you, Daphne.”

“Daphne, you’re not the only girl I play with. Did you think you were?”

Seriously, FUCK PETER PAN. Team Jam all the way 😤

Rereading one of my faves, this time on audio!

*SCREAMING*

Dang!! Just when I think this can’t get any cooler

Oh damn

The audiobook is gold for the sound of the OS using difference voices, if nothing else

Hogwarts but as a college for magical tarot wielders known as Arcanists ✨

CN Crawford is becoming a fast favorite

“I would be careful how you speak to me. One day, I might poison your coffee.”
“You think you haven’t already? … First with too much milk, and then with too much sugar.”
“But never with bleach!!”
Lmao I love Hani