MJ Codename: ♕Duchess♕ > Recent Status Updates

For someone who claims to have wanted to be a historian… you sure are dumb as fuck.

I’m about to DNF. Eliza is insufferable and obnoxious like all 12-year-olds are and Caroline is really no better. Tbh, she’s kind of pathetic. I honestly don’t care about her. Nella’s story is interesting and really doesn’t need Eliza in it. In fact, at this point, Eliza is an unnecessary nuisance who has yet to serve a purpose.

… why are you gasping at seeing a door you were literally just told was there

…late 1700s or not you’re going to tell me you have no clue what your period is…

Tell me her entire personality isn’t going to be her husband and wanting a baby.

The cop has literally said the death wasn’t suspicious and yet still fucking around for zero apparent reason? There is no logic. Not to mention the freak out about a break in not being reported (it didn’t need to be) and now waltzing in and stealing people’s stuff? Yeah… I don’t think so.

Alright… 76% and some things are still a bit iffy. Not to mention how off the timing is. One minutes it’s a day or two later, the next it’s days, followed by weeks. And it’s like… no.

Alright, I’m starting to get bored with all the bullshit secrecy throughout everyone’s chapters. Especially Riki’s.
Like… I honestly don’t care anymore what everyone’s connection to Marshall is. I just want it to get to the point.
50%(ish… idk) in and we still know… nothing.

I need a Vera in my life.

…. You met the guy five minutes ago but he already makes you feel safe and taken care of…. Jesus… no wonder you’re such an easy mark for him.

“He approached me before knowing who I was…”

Oh you stupid child of summer. I dub thee Jon Snow.

THE FIRST WORDS OUT OF HIS MOUTH WERE ASKING YOU ABOUT YOUR LIBRARY YOU STUPID FUCK AND YOU’RE SO DAMN STUPID YOU THINK HE LIKES YOUR COMPANY.

Please tell me her stupidity bites her in the ass soon.

Jesus fucking Christ, Ivy. You stupid, naive, ignorant fuck.

I really do hate the brain dead, naive girl troupe. The only reason I’m sticking with the book is because I want to see how badly she fucks up.

Omfg this child.

“Are you moving to Yorkshire?”
“I think so…”

YOU JUST SIGNED THE PAPERWORK (aka the shit you didn’t read) THAT STATES YOU HAVE NO CHOICE.

This isn’t a “I think so” situation.

Homegirl really just said since she can’t give money to a homeless soldier on the street then she can’t afford something as frivolous as a book.

Child…

I’m over Sarah. The whining and self deprecating is already old and I haven’t hit page 70.

“He’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen. But he hates me. Yes, that’s it. He’s going to hate me forever. He’s going to hate me over a misunderstanding. Yes, he hates me. I’m absolutely sure he hates me. He will always hate me. That I’m certain.”

Not a real quote but shut the fuck up, Sarah.