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I've only lived in North Carolina for about 4 years, but it feels like I have a better knowledge of the state, understanding of its people and natural phenomena, than T. Kingfisher does. And judging by her bio, there's a reason for that -- she's one of those people who hops from city to city, filling in the "gaps" between cities with her loathsome barbarian stereotypes. She refers to SOUTHERN PINES as a big city!