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I’ve already cried twice. TWICE.

Diem I’m gonna need you to have a hard look in the mirror and ask yourself if you really need to be this messy. No? Correct.

So many words, and yet none are being used to actually explain a damn fucking thing

Paris is so unserious but also so strong and this shit got real so quick I’m literally in shock

DNFing because this is just not doing it for me. I like the essence of it, I like what it wants to be, but ultimately I feel like this could have gone through a few more drafts to work out the kinks and sadly I am a hater and all I could focus on were the kinks and not the story itself. I understand why people like it! So I would still recommend to pick it up if it interests you. K peace

DNF @ 25% because literally no one could pay me any amount of money worth listening to the ramblings of this very rich, very privileged man and his weird, unnecessary details - particularly about people’s genitals - that no one seems to have thought should be edited out. Also, if I hear the words ‘mummy,’ ‘my darling boy,’ or ‘pa’ ever again I think I’ll have a stroke.

I am definitely cheating here for my GR challenge but whatever, I might as well take advantage of my German learning where I can 😅

"Why, look you now, how unworthy a thing you make of me. You would play upon me, you would seem to know my stops, you would pluck out the heart of my mystery, you would sound me from my lowest note to the top of my compass; and there is much music, excellent voice, in this little organ, yet cannot you make it speak. 'Sblood, do you think that I am easier to be played on than a pipe?"
ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS BITCH

Hamlet is relatable af

Ruh Roh, this ones gonna hurt! *anxiety from anticipating the absolute heartbreak this book is gonna give me*

what in god's name is happening here