Jen (noelle w. ihli's version) > Recent Status Updates

this is meta and fun and i love it so far

good and fun so far but i am taking forever to read it bc life keeps wanting to interrupt

you are a witch and live in a town of witches, and just undid a curse on a demon with your magic; why on earth do you need to go to a human town to pay someone to fix your coffee machines lmao

bitch he is def reading your thoughts there's no way you can't tell

this is so fucking CHEESY it's already giving "if you touch her" vibes lmao but tbh this is exactly what i was looking for, an extra cheesy pizza in book form

ugh i def made the right decision to not breastfeed

i'm torn, i need to get through this story i am SO INTRIGUED but also i am reading slow bc i don't want it to end

i'm loving all of these 90's/00's pop culture references so much, but on page 40 when buck is telling the "knock knock nancy" story, it's sort of giving SLEWFOOT vibes

omg!!!

i am feeling a third act breakup coming and ABBY i stg i will cry so much

oh ok aliens yes

that third one was fine

ooooh love that second one too

first story was cute i like the fish people

a lil slow to go but let’s see what happens

omg sloan shut the fuck up you chose this go with it my god

was LEE always LEVI? bc this is throwing me off and w/o context clues i would have no idea who they were talking about