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“We’ll always be inevitable. But in this lifetime, we are doomed.”

Kitt, take a chill pill

Ugh I LOVE a cyclical plot

This book has lost its spark with me and I look forward to it ending

“Hello, father.” AHHHHHHHHHH THIS BOOK IS SO GOOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE IT. I CAN’T SLEEP NOW.

LAUREN ROBERTS, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE (a Clace shipper in City of Ashes and City of Glass)

Incest?!? I fucking called the Clace incest storyline???? Of all things, HOW DID I GUESS INCEST

pack it up, we’re going home

“He was going to save me.”

I’m going to punch a wall and cry I can’t deal with this

Kai and Paedyn

“I don’t want a last time. I want a first, and forever”

This is making me so emotional. I’m listening to the audio while colouring and I have to pause and stop so I don’t cry on the page 😖🥺

Kitt’s going to find their letters, isn’t he?

“I would bleed if you asked me to.” Kai Azer… the man you are

I THINK I’M GONNA THROW UP (spoilers)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS MAK?????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I should’ve seen that coming too. GOD

I should’ve guessed that they’d be forced to fight 🙄

… is Kitt dying? It’s giving Moulin Rouge

The plotting for this book seems to be quite askew… and now we’re at 72% and it’s like 🧍🏼‍♀️ now what?

Hey, I’m having a good time

Secret love letters???????? Ohhhh this book

“This will be our pretend now”

Omfg Mak and Paedyn finally meet 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

There is so much alcohol abuse for a YA book 🥴 it’s also so repetitive and predictable, it’s the only time any of them are honest and happy…

This is the most sexless smut I’ve ever read in my life. How can she write an omegaverse story, with multiple chapters of them having sex, without mentioning any genitals?

This is beyond me suspecting the author hasn’t had sex. I don’t think she’s ever watched in either.

This is starting to feel like when a fanfic is putting off having The Sex Scene because the author clearly hasn’t had sex and doesn’t know what to write

There is no reason for this entire chapter to be finger bang (where he doesn’t even touch her clit lmao) when their contract is for her to give him an heir 💀 someone give the dragons some sex ed PLEASE

Bruh… the trial has been building up for this entire book and you’re telling me it was ONE chapter?????????? Be serious

Holy. Fucking. Shit.
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Kai isn’t even related to the king?!?!? HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK

The sharp canines and Romanian accent????? I am convinced this queen is a vampire 😍

Okay they need to stop pretending now :)

This is cute.