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king louis XV disregarding carle van loo’s painting of augustus closing the gates to the temple of janus because he wanted paintings of nymphs on his palace walls is SO INDICATIVE of what his priorities were 🤦🏻‍♀️

can you imagine how even more legendary caesar would have been considered if he had fought a giant???

lol there are bad birthday gifts and then there are BAD birthday gifts and just like queen victoria, i don’t know which category to put the mini skirt roman sculpture of prince albert

i’ve got gadgets and gizmos and… coins

revenge? revenge.

this book should really be called the caesars and art

not the fake caesar bust being in the british museum and them thinking they were “given” a genuine artifact

“fuck it’s caesar”

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some of these short stories are HITTING

asha’s mother reminds me of that one line from the movie ‘Autumn Sonata’, “Mama? Is that true? Is the daughter’s misfortune the mother’s triumph?”

gift for a sweetheart

friendsgiving sounds like a blast tbh

“i don’t have movie star good looks”
clearly, andy does not own a mirror

fuck the noise - knives and pens slaps

bruh i too was obsessed with kiss

yes we love a fellow phantom of the opera fan!!

catholic school rejects UNITE

screaming crying i’m loving this audiobook already

as a former nike employee, the shoes on the cover are air vapor max plus shoes which really aren’t designed for running soooo an olympic prospect should be running instead in alphafly (even despite the controversy) or pegasus

i feel like my college essays would not be an indicator of my grades - just cause you’re good at “selling” yourself to a university doesn’t mean you are a good student.

just a good salesman

detective pennebaker is on the case 🕵🏻‍♂️

who is your wife talking to, pennebaker?

it would be interesting to see how people talk on reddit - if an insular group that never see one another talk alike?

i need pennebaker to repeat that LSM dating study with the data from dating apps

this got resident evil real quick

i hate how the women are drawn in this

pam’s email is every email i have ever written to a professor

you don’t need to read this book to know men lie about their height and women about their weight