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hongjun spitting out food???? jinglong what have you done to him

SINNING WITH LIVESTOCK????

leading by example 👁️👄👁️

ashina adarvan you are becoming my biggest opp fr

:(

“it’s been so long,” A-Tai answered. “I’ve missed your hairy legs, Boss. Come over and let me fondle them.”

Alright i’m removing A-Tais dialogue rights. he’s not allowed to speak anymore!

‘Inside the relay station, Li Jinglong lay on his back, fast asleep with one arm wrapped around Hongjun’s shoulders and his chest serving as Hongjun’s pillow. Hongjun had plastered himself to Li Jinglong, as if strangely and innately drawn to the lamp inside his heart.’

chewing glass

‘Li Jinglong had to admit that there was something inherently magnetic about Hongjun.‘

lordsdddddd

“you want to crush me on a certain date?” i laughed SO MUCH

“you think he’s pretty” OHHHHHH I LAUGHD SO MUCH

i love how i made jokes about general gu getting ready to have his body meat puppeted by a whiny 18 year old trying to find a male wife, but that’s quite literally the plot of this book, and i’m eating up every word!

god i wanna hold these two so close i love them so much

“It’s alright, I like waiting” i’m chewing on the stuffing of my mattress as we speak

“he couldn’t let others see him in his wedding robes and huadian. Only Lu Wancheng was allowed to see that—nobody else.” and if i vacate this mortal coil what then

you open it like that??? REALLY???

excuse me it’s how big and packed with what now

WHAATTTT

‘They were both silent for a moment, and then Huo Wujiu raised his hand and roughly wiped the tear from Jiang Suizhou’s face with calloused fingers. As if trying to erase all the worries that troubled him.’

FUHHHH

‘He’d only tried massaging his leg a few times because he thought it might help. Why was Huo Wujiu so angry? Realization dawned on Jiang Suizhou in an instant. Of course… Huo Wujiu probably didn’t like having people touch his legs. He was likely a bit sensitive about them, being so recently disabled.’

bbg that’s NOT why he reacted to you touching him like that

‘This incident had sorely tested Huo Wujiu’s personal willpower. Suppressing the urge to seize that hand asked more of him than any torture he’d previously endured.’

godddddd if they said more than two words to each other at any given time we’d be so well fed i swear

‘Loathsome wretches, all of them.’

mood

‘Every single word.’

ALRIGHTTTT NOW WE’RE COOOKINGGG

‘At that moment, he realized that that blissful time spent alone in the study had been too peaceful, to the point that he had inadvertently let a critical issue slip from his mind. Jiang Suizhou’s gaze landed on Huo Wujiu, who was sitting nearby, before he looked gravely down at the book in his hands. …If Huo Wujiu slept in his bedroom, where was he going to sleep?’

hehehehehehehheheheheheheheeheh

“The original prince may have been a cut-sleeve, but he wasn’t.” alright pack it up xie qingcheng kinnie

i hate everyone expect MC & ML.

what at Ordeal™️

i’m going to start chewing on them (affectionately)

“we’ve been together for a while!!” he’s so happy and such a moron i love him

everyone clocking li jinglong and hongjun before they’ve even clocked it is literally the funniest shit