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What a dialogue 🤯😂 most of times I have to re read

I’m not enjoying this

This is gooooood 🤯

I’m literally with open mouth sitting in my living room 😦

Im on chapter 27 aaand i really like it so far.

It’s getting 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Such an easy, fun and light read. I like it

Love the way they are communicating

“Then there was a word scratched out. There were a lot of words scratched out, actually. I think she was struggling with the lack of a Delete button”

Lmao 😂

By reading the comments and recommendations I may fall in love with this book 😍🤞🏻

Ughhh.. why she doesn’t stand up for herself 😡 makes me so angry

“And why not? I worked all summer. I deserve a treat.
I don't know why, but I get a little rush every time I purchase a pair of shoes.”

Remind me of someone that I know 😂

“If I were a cat, I would have peed on him, but since I'm a human, I plant a kiss on his lips that is markedly steamier than our usual three kisses per day.”

…It's like she's eating ketchup for lunch, and the french fries are merely a vehicle for the real meal.

"DIGGING A GRAVE IS HARD WORK."

Oh yeah? 😅 not a bad start

but I hope he actually kills his father 😡

Oh please, let Tom be innocent

“And then something really awful happens.
Before I can even get out my sentence, Travis's eyes roll up in his head. And then he slides out of his seat and collapses to the floor, his head hitting the tiles with a loud clunk.
Wonderful. The best date I have had in years, and I made him faint from my stupid bloody nose” 😂😂