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OOOHH NO.... OOOOHH NOOOO...

magnus i cannot keep defending you if ur gonna act like this

'(...) Magnus remembered his conception and growth, recalling with perfect clarity the bond that existed between him and his father. (...) As a mother might talk to the unborn babe in her womb, so did the Emperor speak with Magnus.' < WH writers not beating the womb envy allegations

the thousand sons conducting unethical research studies? color me SHOCKED and APPALLED

i love when magnus does stupid shit he very clearly shouldnt do

LETS GIVE THIS ANOTHER GO

the old men are fighting over how to kill a god

bro we went from a treasure hunt to fighting a c'tan shard HELLO???

'‘You stupid bastard,’ sneered Orikan. ‘You got us box seats to a coup.’' LMAO

'One hand casts the high priest low.
One hand crowns the slave.
The third hand reaches from below.
And drags both to the grave.'

'‘How unfortunate.’
Nothing was said, the pause continuing a full hour.
‘Well, you don’t think I had anything to do with it?’
Another pause. This one two hours.'

"All will be dust, Magnus."

MAGNUS IS BEING TORTURED YAAAAY YAAAAAAY YAAY YAAAAAAAAAAAY YIPPEE YAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maggy passed out in perturabo's arms nobody TOUCH MEEEEEE

"He had even suffered more severe wounds to better understand the experience (...)" i love whatever is wrong with him

'His corporeal body had been sundered across the knee of the Wolf King, but this new flesh – fashioned of warp matter – was as solid as it had been in life. But what had that transition done to his soul? What had he become?'

“I am buried here. You can resurrect me, but only piecemeal. If you want to see the whole, you will have to sew me together yourself.”

'One of the tropes in representations of artificial women is that the “perfect woman”—even with her sexiness, superior intelligence, and skills—is also a fallible machine prone to malfunctioning, mechanical breakdowns, and glitches. These breakdowns may be a way of making these formidable females psychologically safer, too, by defusing them—however momentarily—of their power.'

"You built me! You manufactured me!"

favorite bit so far is the two death guard who stop in the middle of an active warzone for a casual chitchat