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you know what

you know what. i love to be proved wrong. yay for happy endings

why are we all dogpiling on phillipa i don’t see the issue like she has to remain in polite society for her endeavors and being w tommy would prevent that. like sometimes love is doomed i genuinely can’t see a way for them to work without phillipa disappointing her parents which she’s EXPLICITLY stated she does not want to do….i don’t see how this happy ending will happen but let’s see if i agree w it nonetheless..

i started reading this a couple of days ago but put it down just bc im fucked in the head and school is kicking my ASS but now i feel ill if i leave this incomplete when i rllyyy want to start another book on my real acct so here we are. unfortunately reading slump is creeping over me heavyy and im not enjoying myself as much as i thought i would....

he's not JUST shy this bitch has anxiety everything makes sense now on god we'll get you on zoloft ari or maybe xander's special shifter pheremones are something will magically aid this who knows.

im sooo icked out why does he keep crying in public to the point where his boss has to comfort him about a maybe 2 minute phone call.......everyone get more averse to vulnerability right NOW!!!!

xander's better than me i hateee criers im sooo impatient and inconsiderate abt it like after a singular (1) stressful call in your job youre silently sobbing? she didn't even say anything mean she just shrieked on the phone my god😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

everyone in this book telling mal that he shouldn't get so violent and easily riled up...it's not like him and it's not conducive for a healthy life

the girl with anger issues who loves violence reading this in full support of his actions: 😳😳 erm..well!

callum is so ALARMINGLY communicative and direct like it's crazy. u guys dont even get it there's regular direct communication and if you multiply that by like 10 that's how callum moves #needthat

if i had to admit ON A DOUBLE DATE that the reason i agreed to the blind date was bc i need someone big and strong to top me you would not fucking hear from me again dude. brandon's stronger than me i'd walk into the bathroom and never come back

not enough romance writers who first started writing because they were a deeply sad child. which is the first step to writing well and it unfortunately shows 😔😔

CREAMPIE? in THIS economy??????????????

my jaw has dropped through all five floors of my building. he chloroformed her and installed a tracker in her neck. before they were dating. like i Knew this was a possessive protective dark romance but holy fuck im in disbelief. i mean if she's chill w it i guess 😭😭😭😭

"why read when you could just watch TV" lilac loves this man down bad if someone said to me i would get the ick so fast and so violently that i'd retch and gag in front of them. (this has happened before. i would say sorry to those men but im a misandrist before im a sweetie pie)

this book makes me feel like im wading through fucking sludge. i think i would enjoy myself more running through molasses than i am rn. and it would take the same level of effort to get free for both cases so.

you need to be lobotomized to read this book without getting immensely frustrated after every page. i need to thug it out maybe we'll see if we pass the point of no return

aaaand theyre fucking..... i don't even know why they went seven years no contact!!!!!! what!!!!!!! i feel crazy. i get letting the readers make their own inferences from the text but that requires PROVIDING DETAILS. okay i officially just need to turn my brain off and just strap along for the ride. clearly this isn't going to make sense

this is so hard to read like objectively this is the worst writing style in the world its not even like juvenile/plain bad writing this is like... does this author know how to write effectively? i checked the raving reviews and now i feel like im in the twilight zone. like what. were 20 pages in how am i supposed to gaf abt these charas the way she's expecting me to.........

“I didn’t want nice. I wanted Alexandra Lattimore, the one girl who was anything but nice and who ran circles around me.” #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat #needthat

he never considered her his nemesis but rather his better half.... i had to put my head in my hands OHHH ACADEMIC RIVALS TO LOVERS YOU HAVE NEVER LED ME ASTRAY....

“You’re not going to sell me a time-share, are you?”
“I couldn’t sell you iced lemonade in the Sahara.”

🫦🫦🫦 alexa's not taking that as a compliment but i would. twirls hair you think im hard to please and not easily persuaded 🥺🥺🥺 reallyyy you promise?

this was the first one in the series that caught my eye bc its just righttt upp my alleey and. yeah 10 pages in im smiling and giggling and shit 🙄😏i love banter i love rivals to lovers i love poc4poc romance and i loveeeeeeeeeee bitchy high maintenance women❤️👅

natalie's a better person than me if someone caught me saying i can see myself w my childhood crush because hed be a good husband and father in 4k?? LIVE VIDEO??? in that small texas town??? and everyone including him saw it???????? ID MOVE TO FUCKING ICELAND YOU WOULDN'T SEE ME EVER AGAIN. girl i wouldn't even walk to the next GAS STATION much less the town diner. bags? PACKED! flight? BOOKED! hotel? trivago!

got jumpscared by the fact that gold & gossamer releases today so i did a deep dive into riley quinns art acct bc i loooooooooooooveeee her art (i love scrolling down past years and seeing ive already liked the reels and posts like ive DEEP in this shit trust) and now after that high on good art and great media coming back to this mediocre writing is like drinking mud water after swimming in a clear spring.

dipping my toes into harlequin romance btw its so over for yall prepare to be sick of me

"He was a nice enough guy, but he was just so white. Not that she had a problem dating white men." she goes on to explain why but tbh authors shld stop being so politically correct and start catering to me specifically say u hate white men with ur whole chest PRETTY PLEASEEEE do it for everyone's favorite misandrist of color (me). he was just so WHITE is reason in of itself woc to woc i knew EXACTLY what she meant

nvm this writing style is taking it out of me 🫩 was writing natural dialogue criminalized without my knowledge it feels like every other book i read has excruciating dialogue in the beginning even if it gets better in the end (or i just get desensitized 🤔)

"One of the main characters in this story, Sam, suffers from OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), GAD (generalised anxiety disorder), panic disorder, and sensory processing disorder." why would i ever consult the dsm 5 when i can just play how relatable is the mc and what does that say abt me with my romance novels 🤔🤔🤔

i was promised dual pov but so far ive been stuck in everest's head for soooooo longg please......