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AYOOO (lpt2)

Imagine it’s Dawn and he’s just messing with her

AYOOOOO WHATTT HAHAHAHA 😀 (smash)

Laughing uncontrollably at the turn this story took 😭😭😭 bc WDYMMMMM LMFAOOOO

WHY IS THIS TURNING INTO TWILIGHT CORE ABAHAHA

This is like a dumpster fire
An entertaining one, but a dumpster fire nonetheless😭😭😭

I’m so confused rn

Shook my book in rage

WHAT THE HECK 💔💔💔 U ARENT SUPPOSED TO STILL BE IN YHIS BOOK LEAVEUHHHH

“I don’t want you to bit me!”
“I’ve already done that, little fox” JABSJWBSJWJSJWJSJQJSJW AHAHAHAHAHAH SHABSKWBDKWJDJEJW LALALALALALALALALALA😩😩😩😩

SWEETIE IS EVIL??? NOOO💔💔

TF YOU MEAN HES A VAMPIRE???? EH??? I SAID THAT OUT LOUD😭😭

Wapow what did I say she has magic in her blood and like she’s gonna be genre the “lost princess” or something from ppl who escaped n all and she’s the chosen one 😭😭😭
Although predictable, very entertaining:3

Who’s to bet Evangeline is one of the Valors descendants lol

Ok so the arches have powers we know that but what does this one have that was too dangerous (?) for everyone else that it had to be destroyed

“Hurt is what made me” ho is you emo💔

The book is screaming at you pt infinity

“The ballad of the archer and the fox”
Jacks calling her “little fox”
It being a story about falling in love with smt that’s dangerous for you
The story being unsure on whether or not the “fox” dies
Like how the preview of the BOOK ISNT SURE RAAAAAH THIS IS SO GOOD ITS INSANE

Oh what a surprise! The apple that’s tastes like true love tastes like how jacks smells! Which is also like how his church smells! Which is also supposed to smell like your one true love!

This book is screaming at you Evangeline, open your eyes

For someone who’s heard many story tales throughout her life she sure doesn’t realize when she’s in one

I think the deal Apollo made with jacks was indeed ant like how he’ll find true love but so by making Evangeline kiss A, he kinda did a 2 in 1, completed a side of his bargain with Apollo while also making Evangeline advance in hers

Apples supposed to taste like true love? You know who else is associated with apples and love? I know foreshadowing when I see it

“As if he wanted to kiss her” yeah yeah yeah
“As if”
HEHEHHE