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Wowww jealousy looks good on you

My poor darling. You can do no wrong

I can’t tell if she is crazy or handling all of this really well

Okay that did not age well…

Okay that did not age well…

Fisher now suddenly has an opinion after being MIA for the last 100 pages?
Pipe down kid, go look at the pretty lights from your lighthouse.

Cassius is just so sus. I’ll take two thanks

Cassius is just so sus. I’ll take two thanks

It’s giving Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses…but with like death and stuff

Not the popcorn…

How did Fred end up being such a perfect match maker. Give him his own show

“Because that’s racist, Phil” I don’t know why this is so funny to me

He’s such a golden retriever. I actually love it though

Slay. Literally

*queue internal screaming*
This man…

Leave Fred alone. He’s an angel and can do no wrong.

He fed them what???

I’m hyperventilating right now

What a gaslighting king

I mean I would probably do the same.
I see you, you little klepto

Damn Tyler’s got jokes along with the insecurity huh

Well Josh is just unlocking all of his hidden achievements during this Uber ride…
Gold star effort from Aly

He’s so dramatic and I’m living for it

Don’t be hating on the IKEA bed heads Josh

The way she is sweeping the house with Fred is hilarious

Go and get him Fred. You’re doing a great job sweetie.

I think it’s cute that they both go to therapy, something to bond over later.
Also, just casually hacking into her account like it’s nothing is so funny to me

Ugh me too babe. Me too

I already love Fred.
Morbid trauma is good so far. I also vibe with not taking down the seasonal decorations even though it’s past probably past the due date.

Ophelia, what are you doing babe?
GO GET YOUR PHANTOM