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“Your parents.”


OH MY
FUCKING GOD

THOMAS

MY POOR BABY

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

‘They buried the fairy prince alone. By the evening, the flowers had grown over his whole face.’


bitches do not let that Prince be this monster🤠

THOMAS MY DARLING
MY WIFE

YOU JUST FUCKING MANAGED TO KILL A MONSTER WITH VINES GROWING FROM ITS FACE, WITH LEGS AND ARMS WITH THE SAME LENGHT

YOU SAVED ANDREW

WHO THE FUCK IS SUPPOSED TO HATE YOU

“Please don’t hate me.”

‘Then the monster jumped.’



GOODBYE WORLD
BYE BYE
I LIKE YA VERY MUCH
🧚🧚

‘The vines falling from the monster's mouth pulsed forward, tips flickering toward Andrew's face. Searching for somewhere to spear into and grow.’


IM OUTTA HERE😍😍😍

‘The thing followed. He could feel it coming up behind him, a weight so heavy and intense as it came fast fast faster—FASTER FASTER’


alright, if anything, I liked you Andrew☝️🤠

‘Something huge stood before him.’

‘Not Thomas.’
‘Not Thomas.’




Oh. My. Fucking. God.

alright-was this monster on the school toilets?

🤠

fuck no guys

I’m out of here

I made my final verdict-ain’t no way imma ever read this book while being alone and in dark🤗

guys imma fucking cry

WAHT THE FUCK IS IT

I DID NOT ANTICIPATE THAT

WHAT IS THIS DRAWING

GET IT AWAY FORM ME

EW

BROTHERS WHAT THE FUCK

“I’m not afraid, nothing bad has ever happened in the forest.”

jokes on you-I’m afraid

‘If there was something in the school, it could be out here, too.’

so we just collectively agreed upon the fact that there is something in your room-that’s probably hidden under the bed☝️🤠

alright-no pressure at all-nah, everything’s fine
😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

‘Thomas wasn’t in bed.’



then-what was that thing

I swear there was something-and it fucking moved

guys

this chapter

never again

never

this chapter

was so fucking disturbing

oh my god

never

please never again

"Why are you so distracted today?"
"I mean, Rye isn't here for you to perv at, soooo... Someone else caught your eye?"
"Me?"
"Too bad I'm taken. You'll just have to blow Rye in your free time."


BAHAHHAHAHA

‘Something was eating Thomas alive if it distracted him from his art.’


yo I dunno-probably THE FUCKING FOREST WHICH YOU MENTIONED BEFORE THAT HASNT BEEN FED OR WHATEVER THAT MEANT
I DUNNO ABOUT YOU BUT IT SCARED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

“You.”



BITCH WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN PROTECTING ANDREW

THE FUCK YO PARENTS GOTTA DO WITH ANDREW
IM BOT EVEN SURE THEY HAVE MET
SO WHAT THE FUCK?!

‘Go be with Dove, then.’
‘And Thomas had obeyed.’


alright guys that one is like a fucking backstab

alright Andrew


but why the fuck do I feel like that shirt was either the best evidence to provide for Thomas’s innocence or it will be later discovered that it was BURIED and Thomas will have even bigger problem

‘But no one who was innocent needed to be so violently defensive.’



damn right
spoken like the true king you are Andrew

“I’m walking away from you now. And I’m not coming back.”


Thomas WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MATE

WHAT

THOMAS YOU SON OF A BITCH ONCE I GET MY HANDS ON YOU HAHAHAH

“What the fuck did you just say?”


BITCH THOMAS
YOURE THE PRIME SUSPECT
AND YOURE ACTING FUCKING WEIRD AND YOU SHOULD BE GLAD ANDREW IS STILL STUCK WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU WILL DO
AND HE WILL SUPPORT YOU NO MATTER WHAT

I REALLY DO NOT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PARENTS OR WHAT KIND OF SHITS YOURE LYING ABOUT BUT OH BELIEVE ME YA AINT SO INNOCENT IN THIS CASE MY BOY
LEAVE ANDREW OUT OF THIS

‘He couldn’t look at Andrew.’
‘Lying.’
‘He was lying.’


chat🤠
did Thomas for real kill his parents🤠

alright look-as far as I know-no one here is mentally stable or has a stable family-no one-so it wouldn’t really surprise me tho🤗

‘Though Andrew couldn’t shake that feeling from the forest-the feeling of being watched by something not yet fed.’

pardon?
being watched by something not quite WHAT🗣️

hell nah I’m out of here😍
goodbye🤗🤗

‘Only dump soil clung to his fingertips. No blood. Of course there was no blood, what the hell was he thinking?’

more like what the hell is going on?

what?

guys don’t tell me that my pookie wookie Andrew is suffering from hallucinations☝️🤠

“You shouldn’t be here,”
Thomas my darling-YOU SHOULDNT BE HERE

‘…crimson.’


my man🤠

I’m actually scared right now☝️🤠

this whole book’s got this mysterious horror vibe and even though I’m here for it-fuck I’m scared🤠

‘He had found his reflection in the wishing well and liked staring at his pointed teeth.’

what the actual fuck mate☝️🤠


OH WAIT

THATS THE DRAWING THOMAS DID
AND HE SAID HE DISLIKED IT CUZ OF THE SHADOWS
YAY!

oh hell nah-we’re getting Andrew’s stories-guys I do not want to shit myself pls

“I think someday you’ll hate me. You’ll cut me open and find a garden of rot where my heart should be.”


Actually Thomas-I wouldn’t want to test it☝️🤠

better to keep those stuff to yourself before you regret anything☝️🤠