Cian Rafferty > Recent Status Updates

Stevens is so real trying to calculate how best to respond to cockney banter

I have things to say!

The judge always called the most evil character in fiction all the while he’s just drawing doodles of birds in his little notebook

I’ve had to slow down but rest assured my brain is on the brink of explosion

Korku

In starting to think they may be the bad guys

Okay now it’s getting difficult

Oh

That Judge Holden fella is being very quiet right now, maybe he’s not too bad

Micro-dosing this novel in between hour stretches of watching curb your enthusiasm, this will permanently alter my psyche

I reached my first massacre!

That “wrath of God” line is my new favourite quote of all time

16 pages= main character shot, neck almost broken, engaged in assault, arson, and an eye-gouging

A group of absolute messers!

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