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"Instead, they've assigned me an elf who needs to stand on tiptoe to reach my neck. It feels like I'm being assaulted by a flower." JAMES😭🙏

I know this is like lowkey fucked up but what if Simon killed himself then just idk payed someone to post those thingys just so his death could be dramatic?

HOLD UP.

Oh my god.

"I never should have kissed him at school. Although in my defense he was unbelievably hot at that particular moment." Girl🙏

"Chloe's dad was quite old, with a bald head and a big fat tummy." Reminds me of my head teacher (THEY PUT CHOCOLATE SAUCE AND PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA WTF)

"Your so kind Daisy, I wish you were my best friend." Can't you just tell Chloe you don't want to be friends anymore then be best friends???

"We don't want to do writing at a party. Let's play some music and dance." Omd shut up Chloe

"Bella likes food." Same Bella same

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"You were supposed to dodge."
"I forgot."
WHAT THE FUCK💔

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I think Kitts dying also I'm pretty sure that Paedyn was the baby that killed Queen Iris. (WHAT THE HELL)

Uh oh it's the supposingly freaky chapter

"She's actually flirting with Officer Budapest, of the pink freckled face and receding hairline." HELP 😭🙏

Idk I just want to read this again

SPOILERS(I'm not actually on page 429 it says there's 604 pages and there's only 523 in the book??? I just did 429 because I'm 175 pages away from finishing the book)



























the way I was jumping around because Blair died then went to almost crying cause kai died and then he came back to life so I'm back to jumping around

LENNY DID YOU JUST CALL BLAIR SWEETHEART? BLAIR???

"But I was busy being cut open by our father."
Damn.

"Cocky bastard."
"Pretty Pae."
OH???

OH COME ON KAI.

NO.

A 1???