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screw bella and edward, i want a relationship like alice and jasper

jacob i’m trying to defend you dude. you can’t go around kissing other dudes girls

for reference i did not read this much in a day as i forgot to update. this series is unfortunately so good and if i had more free time i would read more. stephanie meyer has a dictionary installed in her head and used it for evil and i eat it up every time. darn you, bella swan.

i would like to say that i unfortunately finished this book way too quick for my liking. I’m ready to see the hype for eclipse and breaking dawn. Bring it on, Stephanie Myer


side note: i’m back team edward

i’m so sorry but i’m lowkey hearing out team jacobs. he is so nice to this whiny girl despite her accusing him of being a murderer immediately

unfortunately, i’m honestly invested in the story. Bella has the survival instincts of a rock.


that’s all i have for now

bella swan try not to whine challenge level:impossible

part 505 of “Bella Swan Needs to Get a Grip”

Bella is hands down the most annoying character in any form of literature ever

i can already tell it’s going to be 5 stars. the fact the whole family made me mad within 30 pages is amazing

It honestly gives wattpad but in a good way I’m not complaining at all. Despite that fact there is no plot, I feel like we all need a book with nothing to focus on every once in a while (Also the ‘arse’ count has increased by like 20 😭😭)

the overuse of the word “arse” is SENDING ME 😭😭😭

THE EMAILS ARE SO SILLY 😭😭

Despite already knowing like a good half of the plot prior to reading, I still did proceed to scream and giggle at every cute moment I fear. The burn wasn’t as slow I as expected but I am NOTTT complaining. Anyways top tier book 🌝

It gives very much WATTPAD vibes. It feels VERY MUCH like a rip-off version of Gilmore Girls but honestly it’s ok overall.

I can’t necessarily form an opinion on the book yet considering I’m only a few pages in. The chapters are quite short but I do love me a good short chaptered book. I’m not gonna lie, autumn sounds like a pick me 😭 I so hate to admit it but like the whole “heh, I’m not a goth, I’m not popular, I’m just heh, there” gives pick me. And then wearing a TIARA to school is kind of wild.

THE SCENERY IS AMAZZINGGG 💗

GET OUT 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️