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Literature written by women is like the piña colada of life.

So good!

The ORIGINAL enemies to lovers 🙂‍↕️

THE PLOT THICKENS

Elizabeth Bennet is my spirit animal

Very tea.

The fact that I have to read this book at all IS dystopian…

I like how Jane Austen one of the main characters Jane. 10/10, no notes.

I SWEAR, I could open this book to any given page and it’d say, “Bernard and his 3’7 self coward in shame as Zuckerburgdino Dolce and Gabana was took a soma pill, denying the advances of five eager women. Ruth Bader Ginsburg Panera Bread Capitalism Stalinopia Zootopia fled in tears to the Steve Jobs Capitalism Versace Center for Indoctrination of Omega Kappa Pi Sigma Ligma World Citizens”.

Feyre (Jennifer Lawrence) faces a profound question of humanity. Is it weak to love, or does one become stronger because of it? The chapters antecedent to chapter 16 explore this unanswered question as our delightfully dystopian protagonist walks around all day complaining about being tired. I don’t blame her. I would be too if I just left the love of my life. #TeamTam

This book has a sinister agenda. I will not so easily fold. #TeamTamlin

In this second installment of this insolent series, Aramantha (Bridget Regan) continues to haunt our protagonists Tamlin (Michael W*****) and Feyre (Jennifer Lawrence). At least they have each other. Well, for now… ;)

I hate spoilers but I love smut

Amarantha has been cast in my head as the mom from the Addams Family

OKAY SO THEYRE BOTH JEALOUS OF EACH OTHERS EXES THIS TENSION IS TOO GOOD

THIS IS NOT A DRILL HE IS RAVISHING FEYRE IN THE POND I AM SCREAMING

I hate reading wdym I’m hunched over at my desk smiling and whispering lines from pieces of tree while imagining a movie scene played by Jennifer Lawrence and Michael Weiner…

All the faes have a British accent and Tamlin is Michael Weiner