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Fling count: 11

(... I am not having a good time rn)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE IM DONE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF ALL THIS?! ALL THIS SUFFERING! FOR WHAT?! FOR WHAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Just two toxic men, being toxic to each other.

NO LIKE THEY ACTUALLY FANTASIZE ABOUT COMITTING MURDER TOGETHER AS A BONDING ACTIVITY!

OVER 200 PAGES AND IM STILL HERE! WHOOP! WHOOP!

FINALLY DORIAN IS CALLING HENRY OUT ON HIS CRAP!

Fling count: 5

The antisemitism in this book is WILD.

And now they're fantasizing about murder!

Fling count: 4

I'm actually cackling rn.

"We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to. Youth! Youth! There is absolutely nothing in the world but youth!"

He was born in the wrong generation, man.

RIP Lord Watton,
you would've loved baby botox 😍

Lord Henry Wotton would've killed for botox.

I understand why this was evidence for Oscar Wilde's trial. Like there is no way to interpret this as platonic.

Bro is in love with Dorian Gray.

Julian's parents are actually insane. This explains so much....

There's always someone named Henry...

"Of course you will. You're always fine without me. You've made that very clear. Obviously this time wouldn't be any different-as usual you were probably just hoping I would drop everything in order to come amuse you, because you're always so fucking bored and Obviously that's all I'm good for."

Wow, not Paul actually sticking up for himself for once...

Just for Julian to further manipulate him into coming over.

GOD, Julian is such a narcissist. I actually hate him.

They're sadistic, your honor.

Accidentally picked a 600 pg book for summer reading :,(

This book is so interesting, but I'm so bad at consistency :(

Clock is ticking... better finish this before school starts