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ugggggghhhhh marital problemsssss

“Do sharks eat black people?” JAIL

Ichabod is a stink also if the headless horseman lost his head to a cannonball brother is NOT finding that thing it is GOOP

angry little dwarf

how many times can we say suppose in a sentence 😭

Listening to an audiobook let’s go

Jaws the shark lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one day on a lark decides to get rowdy get real violent takes a vacay out to Amity island sunshine lotion fun in the sun BLOOD IN THE OCEAN EVERYBODY RUN! cus it’s crazy how few fucks this shark gives, he’ll eat naked ladies he’ll eat little kids oh no!

Minaaaa

ahhh politics

RUN like a SCARED DOG

FRIENDSHIPPPPPP

The intro kill was so pretty wtf

doot doo doot doo flush da monster outttt

MINAAAAAAA

Shit got real serious real fast sheesh

this is factual I was the little terriers I was there

DAMN Lucy… also the power of FRIENDSHIP is so strong in this book. everyone is so freaking kind to eachother and I think it’s just Van Helsing’s immaculate vibes influencing everyone. Mina absolutely rizzed up Renfield. LETS GO VAMPIRE HUNTING!! also Dracula is ABSOLUTELY OP how tf do you kill him?!? Yeah I can control the weather. And every animal. And turn into a wolf or a bat. And shrink and grow. HES A GOD

“Promise you won’t ask me to do anything against me being Christian and a man”
“I promise”
“Cool so what are we doing”
“So basically breaking into ur dead wife’s grave and desecrating her corpse”

I need Van Helsing to be my dad I almost cried when he was complimenting Mina and talking to John HES SO FREAKING NICE HELP MEEEEE

rip Lucy also rip Arthur boy going thru it

I would’ve killed Lucy’s mom first if her heart didn’t get her 😫 also that wolf is fucking HYSTERICAL

the cheesiness is insane it kind of sucks

Poor Van Helsing OMFGGGG I would throttle Lucy’s fucking mom omgggg

Lucy is adorable, rip Jonathan I didn’t even think he was still alive, Dracula himself is such a bad bitch, Renfield is a silly little bipolar freak and Van Helsing is also a funny guy I want him to be my dad maybe

ougghhh the boat chapterrrrr also Lucy is GETTIN IT