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Send help. My brain hurts

Wow this is taking me so long to get through. Why did nobody tell me there’s an orgy with 20,000
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I should stop demolishing the book club books on day 1 of the month probably

I started this book as a personal read but after the first 10 chapters, I fear the whole book club must share this with me

I’ve seen the movie so I already know what’s coming, but this is going to devastate me… I can’t remember the last time I cried reading a book

Well this is slower burning than the smut I’m used to which is good. It’s not repetitive which is a common problem I run into in this genre

My only issue is how many times the author keeps saying “he quirked a smile” like ??? That is not an acceptable verb

Book club on Thursday - gotta get crankin’

buckle up bitches

I’m pissed because the cover is so much swaggier in real life 😒

Breezing through this & I’m really liking it so far! Witty & great dark humor & amazing character descriptions. Every chapter is written by a new character (i swear it’s been like 15+) which is a new experience for me- one chapter was in the perspective of a group of raccoons.

Biblical anecdotes, cross dressers, vegan covens, & plenty of murder so far

Past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense