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Paul and Stilgar are each other’s greatest hype men

ITS ALMOST BATTLE TIME LETS GO

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“I AM House Atreides” M’ Lord Duke of Arrakis is cold with it

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ALASKAN BULL WORM TIME BABY LETS GOOOOOO MUAD’ DIB

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So much info is being told that I did not expect and I am here for it. Also imagining a 2 year old talk like this is lowkey freaky

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LET THEM HAVE THERE WHAT NOW the 60’s were a different time

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Got too tired to keep reading but JAMIS IS CALLING THEM OUT LETS GO

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I will die on a hill that the reason this thing blew up was cause by sleep deprivation. I swear every time an employee is brought up, they’re immediately described as “having not slept in the last like 30 hours”

Also, it’s almost like unit 4 was never even operational with how many times it was in “standby for testing”

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The Fremen are SO COOL, Stilgar is my spirit animal I love that man

It’s gettin goooooood

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The tiniest inconvenience = Paul: “that’s it, we’re dead” 😂

Also.. imagine saying “slip that robe off” to your OWN MOTHER.. WTF

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Micheal Scott: “OMG ITS HAPPENING, ITS HAPPENING STAY FCKING CALM”

ITS THE EXPLOSION HOLY

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Rabban is that meme of the lady trying to do calculus the way he is confused with what the heck the Baron means by just “Squeeze Nephew”

Baron definitely has favorites that’s for sure

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FEAR IS THE MIND KILLER

Paul entering his power trip era and I’m all here for it… sire

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Bruh.. all these nuclear mishaps and accidents and the USSR just be like “didn’t happen, 10/10 let’s do it again”

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BOOK TWO BABY LETS GO: MUAD’ DIB

110% honesty.. I think this book has been amazing so far and I’m loving it

Also very thankful I’ve seen the movie so I know how to pronounce all these frickin names like Kwizats Haderach like wtf is that

Aw it’s a cute little Soviet nuclear power plant couple: Victor and Valentina 🥰

SIKE HES SOVIET PROMETHEUS where Oppy was the American Prometheus

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E=MC^2 shoutout for my boy Albert

Okay, learning even more about the atom bomb after Oppenheimer, this is cool

Like.. this fact: like 90% of the uranium failed to ignite in the bomb on Hiroshima, we knew this, BUT, the remaining uranium that reacted, was equivalent to THE WEIGHT OF A FRICKIN BUTTERFLY. WHAT. THE. SHIT. Now just imagined if all 10 butterflies ignited

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It’s crazy how this was like a USSR Los Alamos, creating basically a city around the future power plant to supply nuclear energy to… yeah, cuz that sounds totally safe. Something tells me that ain’t gonna end well.

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I GOT CHILLS. LET THE TRANSFORMATION BEGIN. MUAD’DIB IS COMING.

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Julius Caesar reference ☄️👀

MY FIRST AUDIOBOOK

I feel this is a good choice with it being historical non fiction because it would take a millennia to try to read with all of the Ukrainian and Russian names to try and pronounce ya know??

Also, got this from a booktok recommendation. My girlfriend has had quite the impact on my tik tok for you page..

I’m sorry but WTF is the Baron planning on doing to that boy that looks like Paul… “I don’t feel like wrestling” what is thaaatt

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SHITS GOING DOWN PT 1 not my duukkke noooo

Yueh you sly dawg

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WHAT THE SHIT THIS JUST GOT DARK

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Dune reference?? 👀 Also this book does so good at making you feel, imagine, or hear what it’s describing.. I could feel my patella pop with that too ifykyk

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Lady Jessica the Dommy Mommy DAMN

On a more serious note, she is made out to be so powerful, and that knife quote just shows it

Lastly, love how they’re all like “no way in hell is Yueh a traitor😀” well you wouldn’t believe it..

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The fact that Paul is the “main character” but we get so much world building of the characters around him is really interesting.. also, way to not be a simp Paul ata boy

IS THE BATTLE OF ARRAKIS UP NEXT?!?! I FEEL IT BREWING

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Then why aren’t YOU LEAVING??? Did not expect a Sci-Fi + Horror but this is GREAT

Still no clue as to what 2i is besides freaky af
My guess: some deep space animal/organism that they are inside 🤷‍♂️

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Rao and I are on the same page: “2i is sus”

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It’s giving Invincible and the sequid hive mind vib— OH SHIT NVM RIP THAT GUY

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The way my face went from 😯 to 😮 to 😧 to 🫨 all in the span of two pages cuz of what’s happening to Sunny

This Pinocchio-in-the-space-opera-whale story turning a bit dark.. LETS GO

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